carl

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

If you die in Canada you die in real life

@favscain masterpiece

15 years ago today, Lady Gaga released ‘Born This Way.’

DO ME DO ME DO ME LIKE THAT

her ass in paris OMG

@HeadphonesonJ its my debut

HER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH HERE

this park my apple maps wants me to cut through. absolutely not

“verified looks good on you” LEAVE ME ALONE

does anyone remember that one album released in maybe 2023 or 24 that looked like this (ignore the insane art skill) please help me

every time i use the urinal i have to reach into my pants and unfurl my soft penis like a butterfly tongue

@awesomegirl2486 ok 😢😢😢😢😢😢

@carlbuge We will not let this Happen to u Ok

When i was 17 i worked At walmart for like 3 Months And Someone genuinely Died in the Bathrooms At least Once a week

@awesomegirl2486 yes actually.. and it scares me

@carlbuge Could u imagine ur last moments being in a Walmart bathroom

3 years ago today, Kylie Minogue released “Padam Padam.”

talking to myself in my head and then responding out loud

she knew to wait

@augustharper_ THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY 😭😭😭

hi i was bored so i frankensteined this cover for starfucker, kinda looks like shit but she had no legs in the shot i used