Ross Cohen

@kmx @asdf Did we ever fix that bug in the shard rebalancing script where it would try to delete everything?

@carnieross @asdf 👋

now we're going to find out what of my old code is still running at twitter - guaranteed that's gonna be what breaks first

@zkiehl @jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf Ooo, was it green?

@carnieross @jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf They are in a couple of the big board charts, I even dug up your original color analysis when we added an additional data center

My first and last team at Twitter, notable for having a silly (fantastic) name, has made it to the Washington Post for being totally hollowed out. I assure you that this service requires care and feeding and without someone to keep it going, nothing good will happen.

It's cool to see Twitter reintroduce Fleets

@zkiehl @jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf At least tell me the graph colors I picked out are still being used by the TCC. I need a win here.

@carnieross @jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf Probably 🤷

@zkiehl @jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf Wait, are you telling me some of my code is still running in production?

@jeremycole @9len @evanm @stevej @gdickinson @Zeke_Cao @mf Last I checked they were working on flock 1.5 which I think is the 4th attempt at a flock rewrite.

@donwinslow @RVAwonk else7968car0914alepr.p. no n to join was In until pp in

Please RT IMAGES (and the outcry from those images) made @realDonaldTrump stop the separation of families so I am offering $25,000 to anyone working inside a "tender age detention center" who sneaks out 5 MINUTES OF VIDEO of the children being kept there No questions asked.

@jayholler I'm not ready to talk about it. I might never be.

@jayholler Hah! She got a nice long walk home, but the Market street stretch was nerve wracking for me.

@monoprice Having hardware problems with mini delta and no response to message on indiegogo

Is it just me, or did a lot of people just install Signal? @whispersystems

@VimeoStaff Your password reset doesn't work and there's no way to contact you without being logged in.

@jack thanks for defying the prisoners dilemma and doing what's right for the company.

@aznable_char I'm out. Would have said goodbye in person but they told me not to come in.

@jpd sorry the end was so abrupt. It's a great team, keep the site healthy.

@jayholler don't worry, you'll see me again. I still have your accordion.

Goodbye Twitter, been an exciting 5 years.

@jayholler @BookerandDaxLab for searing food with a blow torch without touch taste.

Here's hoping I don't burn the house down cc @BookerandDaxLab