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@catmss24

unapologetically apologetic — she/her

fucktown, bonezone Katılım Temmuz 2012
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i miss twitter circles, come follow my priv @catalt69 xoxo gossip girl
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LIVINGSTON COUNTY???? LIKE THE COUNTY OF THE KKK CAPITAL OF MICHIGAN??? LET’S FUCKING GOOO
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I love living in a gay neighborhood. I get to hear a male Whitney Houston singing his heart out through the bathroom vents every time I take a shower
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Confession time: every since I saw this meme, I have a deep fear that hookups think this anytime I have them over
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28 year old bisexual woman STUNS world by finally going on first date with a woman
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Giving this hot guy a chance because I think I can change him (teach him “your” vs “you’re”)
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@whizzerlive Pee be like I knew him as poop
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PTSD is such a stupid disorder. Oh, someone harmed me and now MY life is ruined? Ok man
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Shoutout to the cashier at the dispensary who told me to have a blessed evening. Hell yeah brother #BlazeItForJesus
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My Dad might be a good candidate for a new Alzheimer’s treatment to slow down progression after all!!! Last doctor said he was too far along but new doctor says he might qualify!!! Doctor says he’s had a very slow progression and is still only in the “mild” stage!!!
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Got fired and got dumped in the span of a month, anyone close to me wanna die while we’re at it?
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Not to mention the plausible deniability of “they just got too drunk!” Alcohol is widely available, legal, easy to fuck someone up with, and gives you the perfect excuse if you end up getting caught. So many survivors have been disbelieved because they were drunk
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Even if all of the women who have come forward did not have spiked drinks, they have a consistent story of using alcohol. There’s a very specific reason he would be spiking alcoholic drinks and not just people’s coffee or pop, because alcohol alone can incapacitate
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@whizzerlive I spent way too much time trying to make them clap just now
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Ryan Bread ˙⋆✮@whizzerlive·
anyone else able to make their boobs clap
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I have unwarranted nostalgia for the 2016 GOP presidential primary. I’m going to be in a nursing home asking the CNA wiping my ass to “please clap”
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Underrated Jeb moment

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