Chance The Napper

My poor head and throat

I love my doggy

Marinara sauce is closer to salsa than ketchup .

I dont know about you, But im feeling Devil Wears Prada 2

LEEEEEETS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

@MAGAVoice fucking boot lick looser

@beardmeatsfood Salad with a side of boiger

Portugal ain’t playing… youtu.be/TbhMjH6ZjXo?si… 👈

Supposed to meet people at a bar and im stuck in my car waiting on it to update. Just @Tesla things

Instantly cancel my @UberEats order because the app changed my address without asking, and I still get charged $20 because they are fucking scammers.

Everything only ever gets worse.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOO

I swear to god the usa sticks have got to be slathered in booty lube or something.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T USA PLAY THE FUCKING PUCK AT ALL

Jfc this gold medal game is STRESSSSFUL

New York Cityyyyy

I've never seen another sport like F1 where someone's dad could make their loser son take someone else's spot like Stroll.

Bad bunny’s had the ball more than the patriots #SuperBowlLX

That halftime show was siiiiiiick

Lotta comics out there hate woke people, none more than bill cosby