mellon collie 🥀

I just 🖤 black lace

How life feels when you’re a skinny little virgin

Having a short romance is chic. A one night stand or a situationship is not chic. An official relationship longer than a year isn’t chic but a failed engagement? Very chic. Being married less than 3 years is not chic but after that it’s chic again. Divorced also chic

@hidefromisrael I know I already have that 🥀

@chernyecvety Check your Iron levels.. it's a sign for low iron and anemia

I eat sumac like a kitten sipping milk

@emptychurchr love ur crystals

I just need a frame..

@oddcrates since when is afghanistan arab 😭😭😭😭 but nvm I was thinking of aleppo soap

@chernyecvety I think you mean Afghanistan which is canonically well-known for poppies. Syria however is less poppy seeds and more sesame&nigella seeds

I won’t stand for any poppy seed arabs erasure

@Ademoternlord المفروض الكل هيجي و اذا فد مرة يريدون يرقصون ينزلون من المدرج يسووها بغير مكان afterparty

داشوف تخرج طلاب الجامعة الامريكية ببغداد كمية هدوء ورقي خيالي مو هوسة وخبال مثل تخرج باقي الجامعات

@rramezzz ok and you have your raping game pfp who cares

@chernyecvety Ik also smashing pumpkins fan in 2026 is crazy we moved on

new username, bye mashrou3 leila hi molchat doma open.spotify.com/track/1vzWrNno…

@rramezzz it’s a smashing pumpkins reference

@chernyecvety Melancholic and ur name is mellon collie insane

@khlxbear thank u

It doesn’t matter if you’re 🇱🇧 90% plastic women & gay men 🇸🇾homeland of every single minority 🇮🇱poor imitation of America+evil 🇵🇸10/10 🇯🇴 trans 🇮🇶10/10 🇸🇦 90% plastic women 🇰🇼90% plastic women 🇮🇷100% plastic women 🇦🇪thieves 🇴🇲fake 🇶🇦plays both sides🇵🇸🇮🇱 U all brown❤️

@bl00dbook deadass they think we can’t see through them

Goth educated woman experiencing levant fatigue and ending twink

@Mohamed_elrahbi @rramezzz wow now it’s 150$/hr

@mashrou3leilten @rramezzz The mf in his pfp also gets raped btw

crude oil arabs vs olive oil arabs is the funniest classification Ive seen

@YamIfeelingshit ento kotonil

howa e7na anho no3? da e7na 7ata ma7aslnash baby oil

@missmiseryyyy_ it really is تافه and it’d be embarrassing to spend more time talking about it

@mashrou3leilten الموضوع تافه صراحه لكن girl you said it was a levantine thing and then left it at that. when people make the whole “crude oil vs olive oil” joke they aren’t talking about the culture, they’re just implying that olive oil isn’t a gulf thing

@bashmurianlarp @Illusory_Ace Tunisia is olive oil maghreb is argan egypt idk which is why Im calling them all couscous

@mashrou3leilten @Illusory_Ace Egyptians are olive oil bru Unless u meant Maghrebians

@missmiseryyyy_ we know bb but olive oil is most famous as a mediterranean staple that’s what “levantine thing” means, not that they’re the only ones that use or produce it, but largely known for it and even part of their culture as a whole

@mashrou3leilten olive trees grow all across west asia and north africa so it’s not a levantine thing lol. and saudi produces a lot of olive oil in al jouf. all the olive oil i buy is locally produced🤷🏽‍♀️

@missmiseryyyy_ how is it both? olive oil is the levant’s thing

@mashrou3leilten saudi is both tho

@champagnerzd thank u

@mashrou3leilten ur acc strange