Kate

@Hey54636 If he wins, he could pay for a leg transplant

Guy at the gas station with a prosthetic leg holding up the line buying lottery tickets

@respondebat_ill I wasn't ready for that second sentence. Just googled it. Good grief

I like when the reflections of lit streetcar windows chug through storefrontjunk effigies, a brief galvanizing artery of artificial life. Reminds me of those unlikely Soviet experiments in restoring consciousness to dead dogs

@vollerEkel Sadly true. If they're not vulgar themselves, they're at least willing spectators

@cherryohwhy So many people here, even those on "our side," are just peasants.

Imagine being such a slave that you actually care about a television show in the year of our floyd 2026

@jinxedjoyride 💓

@frakesineurope Meatballs, for hoagies

cottage pie

@jinxedjoyride Excellent photo, very calendar and poster-worthy

@LysolDave Hope they're more like Roger (funny) than E.T. (dumb)

The UFO files 🥴

Thought my sweatshirt was still clean, but I sniffed and it was all perfumy. The driver wore a lot I guess. idc I always give 5 ⭐️ and a tip

@fairuhhfaucet Older and better tbh facts

@fairuhhfaucet Yess to power naps they're a must🙌

I'm having the day I deserve.. relaxing and rainy 🌱

@DanvilleJennie Agreed. I watched the first few episodes and I could tell it would be dumb and gross

I'm absolutely shocked that people waste their time watching that stupid terrible show The Boys. It's not good.

Fox in front of my house this morning.

Hit me baby one more time is probably the best line of the 90s

@fairuhhfaucet I'm sooo sleepy rn tbh😴

@fairuhhfaucet Heyy babe 💞✨️ I heart that emoji it's perfect

@fairuhhfaucet 🙌

@jinxedjoyride I indeed will. I've only ever had store bought, and I think I can do much better

Does potato salad need eggs?