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Eee, pet. Leik Izzen #greatbritishmenu keinda just a leurda uv pseudeau cobbalaz? Is a ‘flavah profeil’ what we just used tuh call a taste?

Hei geiz. A one uv mei marras is a canny guitawrist, leik. An he's got a leurda choonz peursted on his SoondClood seit. Heeaz an 'omage tuh Jimmi Hendrix an Robin Trower that eez recawded. Itz mint man, woman, man, pet 🤟🤟 soundcloud.com/jondee-guitar/…

Peepil’s askin uz what Ah’m up tuh theese dees noo Ah’m not a Twittah sensation. Well, Ah gottuz a new Fendah Strattacastah an Ah’m channelin a bittuva Pink Floyd veib. on.soundcloud.com/tBr9WpimiQzRnQ…

Eee, Ah’m lovin this new C5 drama. Keinda leik Cathetinre Cookson except neebuddeez dyin’ uv TB, Scawlett Feevah aw Scorvey. It’s mint, pet. #Hardacres

“Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun; Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run” Eee, man pet. Noo the leaves is stawted falling’ yerz cannat beat a birra Keats this teim uv yeah.

Been checking’ oot progressive rock az a genre. Eee, it’s champion. So Ah gotuz a synthasiza an begin work on mei concept album az soon az Ah can come up with a concept. It’ll be mint when itz aall finished. Ah’ll mebbes perform it on ice with the Phillamonik Orcastra.

Well, tha wuz interestin, pet. Ah had me accoont locked bei mistah Musk coz a one uv iz rerubots went mentil an deceeded ah wuz just a bairn. Sill, nevahmeind. Ah'm back noo an Ah'll mebbes stawt tweetin aall ovah again. Letz see.

@HairyBikers Such sad news, Si. Sinceeah condurlenziz to aall iz famalee an frenz. Yerz'll be sadlee missed. Rip Dave, man pet.

Hi everyone, I’m afraid I bear some sad news. Most of you will know Dave has been fighting cancer for the past couple of years. Last night, on 28th February 2024, with Lili, Dave’s wife, his family, close friend David and myself by his side, he passed away peacefully at home. All who knew Dave are devastated at his passing. His beloved wife brought him such happiness as did her children, Iza and Sergiu who Dave loved like his own. Personally, I am not sure I can put into words on how I feel at the moment. My best friend is on a journey that for now, I can’t follow. I will miss him every day and the bond and friendship we shared over half a lifetime. I wish you god’s speed brother; you are and will remain a beacon in this world. See you on the other side. Love ya. I know Dave and his family would want me to thank all of you who sent messages of support in recent times. It meant the world to him, his family and all The Hairy Bikers team. I am sending you all much love and gratitude for those simple acts of kindness, generosity and spirit. We are eternally grateful for them. May I ask you all for one further kindness and allow Lili, his wife, his family, close friends and I some time and some peace to process our huge loss. I am sure I will see you all soon. Love Si x

@MarianKeyes Eee, amazin’ pet. Ah cannat wait.

Eee, mebbes Ah shurrive put mei Aphrodite At The Wataheurl up tuh the judges an Ah just meirrive won the neet, man woman man pet. #TurnerPrize

Eee pet. Sad news wur the lovalee Brigit Forsyth passin. Ah’m watchin the ‘74 Christmas Special an laughin’ oot realee lood. Haw Petah Pan ootfit waz amazin, man, woman, man, pet, man. Champion. #WhateverHappenedToTheLikelyLads

Thiv asked uz leurdz a teimz tuh do #ImACelebrity Burrah deurn’t wanna eat a plate uv kangarooz bollocks aw wallabeez screuturmz an that. So Ah telt ITV, “Thanks but no thanks, pet. If Ah want a real challenge Ah’ll wait for wor Gorls Alloodz reunion tour gigz next yeeah.

Eee, an thawr it iz. A birruv Blake, the National Anthem, erld lang syne an Ah’ll see yerz aall next July. Cheeaz geiz an Happee Christmiss. #lastnight @thekatiederham #bbcp he roms

Eee, Summaz ephemeral beautee once again bids uz adieu an sees uz arrive at #proms last neet.@thekatiederham Noo aall we’ve got ahead of wor is Autumn and Wintaz chill. Sad izzen it? Meind, we’ll have a canny kneez-up when the Elgar an Juruzlim kicks aff. Champion, pet.

Eee, pet. Ah'd eurnlee wen awey faw a bit, leik an Twittaz torned intuh sumthin caalled X. What's thar aall aboot? An, hei! Wawz wor littil blue bawd ganned? #XTwitter #TwitterBirdForever

Eee, an awey wuh gan again. Summaz not reelee Summah til Fawst Neet’s wurruz, pet. An what cood be bettah than a birruv Sabailyuss. Finlandia too - a one a mei veree favritz. Then Gregg an some Britten tuh falleur lataz. Lovalee. #BBCProms

#ImACelebrity Eee, bad luck Matt, pet. “Next celebrity reality show, please.”

Eee, Ah’m watchin the politishun gadgie deein The Testickills a Doom. Leik, Ah wudden fancee deein that noo man woman man pet. #ImACelebrity

All City Traders put on suicide watch following reports Chris Grayling appointed as new Chancellor. #Johnson #resignations

Eee, High Nonsense Fantasy. Theeze geiz aw truly cuttin' edge in a litaree sense. Anheeaz a free book tuh prove it.