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@ChizubeUgw23236 @jon_d_doe Una too do o 😂🤣

@jon_d_doe Hahahaha, my ex kept on investigating me, accusing me of cheating on her, one day I decided to check her phone, Omo my babe na hookup girl oo..I first pursue her from my place, she was asking for forgiveness, I sent her number to a friend to help her ministry, and he booked her😂

So men let me repeat. Please if you continue to notice that your wife is constantly trying to catch you in infidelity, always wanting to snoop on your phones, questions your whereabouts unprovoked. Start your discreet investigations, you may discover gold. End.

@jon_d_doee Use your tongue to count your teeth

You don't have a girlfriend.

@MobilePunch 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/bridge-collaps…

@EmekaGift100 Islam is a terrorist organisation

JNIM And AZAWAD Liberation Front Strike Bamako In Major Coordinated Assault

@omoelerinjare1 God bless the man

One good Samaritan found out that no good deed goes unpunished as his attempt to help some ducklings seriously ruffled the feathers of their protective momma 🦆😂😂😂

@premierleague No doubt Eberechi Eze's goal is exceptional

Eze's stunner, Igor Jesus' volley, Sesko's dancing feet - which strike from the weekend was your favourite? 👊 The best goals of Matchweek 34, presented by Guinness ⤵️

@jon_d_doe How many naija politicians don suffer this consequences? Many don't have conscience o

Dear young women that do not mind getting married to yahoo boys. Let me tell you something. Please be prepared to stay in that marriage with your kids, when your husband starts to suffer from the consequences of his misdeeds. Enjoy now, but you shall suffer later. End.

@jon_d_doe My condolences

💔💔

@Cristiano You too much

What do you think? 😎

@muslimsconnect0 Islam and hypocrisy 5 & 6. Na this gun them take invade military camps? Please set those vigilantes free

THE MUSLIMS IN PLATEAU STATE ARE VINDICATED What will Reverend Ezekiel Dachomo say now? Nigerian troops under Operation Enduring Peace, in the early hours of Saturday, 18 April 2026, reportedly arrested nine suspected militia members responsible for targeted killings. Arms and ammunition were also recovered during the operation in Riyom Local Government Area of Plateau State, amid ongoing security concerns linked to recurring attacks and cycles of violence in the area. The names of the captured suspects are as follows: Mr. Gyang Dantoro – Berom Mr. Samson Davou – Berom Mr. Choji Yakubu – Berom Mr. Vincent Adamu – Berom Mr. Pam Dalyop – Berom Mr. Femi Badung – Berom Mr. Jacob Musa – Berom Mr. Choji Chaga – Berom All the aforementioned names are the Kinsmen of Mr. Ezekiel Dachomo the Berom Militias. Now, the Fulani pastoralists and Muslims in Plateau State feel vindicated. None of the arrested suspects has been identified as Fulani, despite repeated accusations. None of the arrested suspects has been identified as Muslim, despite consistent claims. What will Reverend Ezekiel Dachomo say now—after lies upon lies, repeated accusations, targeting the fulani and the generality of the Muslims in plateau state? I repeat, what will Reverend Ezekiel Dachomo say now? I believe the world should now recognize that what is happening in Plateau State is an ongoing genocide against Muslims, not Christians, as it is being portrayed. I also believe that this narrative is being misrepresented and covered up by Mr. Ezekiel Dachomo and his associates. The world can no longer ignore what is happening in Plateau State. The violence targeting Muslim communities must be called out for what it is, rather than being misrepresented. Attempts to frame it differently are deeply misleading, and figures like Mr. Ezekiel Dachomo and his associates must be held accountable for promoting narratives that obscure the reality on the ground. Our prayer remains: May God continue to expose those who falsely accuse others based on tribal or religious identity, and may justice and peace prevail in Plateau State. Mustapha Mohammed Gembu

@instablog9ja You deh pay when you go ur mama restaurant go eat?

Should a Husband Pay at His Wife’s Restaurant 🤔🍽️💰

@mummymoreni1 Congratulations

My wife just surv!ved CS for the first time and gave me twins, see my two odogwu boys💙💙God is faithful🙏🏻 Tap in for twins babies❤Congratulations papa and mama Ejima 😘 Please don't hold back your congratulations, You are next🙏🏻🥳💃

@aleeygiwa 1. Stop illegal check points. 2. Installation of CCTV in police offices and it's maintainance 3. Reduce recruitment of illiterate officers. 4. More of Graduates in the police force. 5. Insurance for families of officers (categorically) 6. Complaints office in every station

What would make you trust the police more?

@Official_Isaaco Tunde wey don deh crase

Bola Tinubu is our last hope. He’s the last hope of your unborn children. We must do all we can to re-elect him.

@Official_Isaaco 4 years and Nigeria isn't fixed

@BigBall4life @jon_d_doe 🤣 🤣

@chief_vanitii @jon_d_doe Fuck that’s my name

Has your girlfriend ever called you on a normal call (not WhatsApp), and spent at least 30 minutes? After 3 minutes... "Please call be back, I don't have credit" But your idiot self is the one that bought her the phone and sent airtime to her. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

@yabaleftonline E get the kind of comment I deh look for

Secondary school girl shares an after-school vlog.

@_kcee1 @yabaleftonline Upcoming aza man

@yabaleftonline No be moniepoint Pos machine this one hold so!

@omoelerinjare @General_Somto

Nigerian police officers were seen dragging a phone from a foreign woman during a stop-and-search in front of a police station. The woman, who was with her Nigerian husband, insisted on recording the search because she felt unsafe.

@omoelerinjare @vdmempire