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Children make pictures, poems and stories playfully, adventurously, unconstrained by considerations of realism, theory or convention. So do we.

The other side of the mirror Katılım Mayıs 2014
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
(Long spoons but not so long it means we have to involve the Devil, we should add.) #LongSpoons
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Long spoons which for some reason no-one can remember got their handles bent slightly differently from the other spoons so now they won’t stack neatly in the spoon compartment of the cutlery drawer - we salute you! #LongSpoons
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
You cannot make a balloon out of bacon once you have fried (or grilled) it. #ChimericProverbs
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Playing in the background in the seafood restaurant, that #PinkFloyd song where they advise #LeeChild’s fictional hero about his diet: ‘Hey, Reacher, Leave that Squid Alone!’
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The #RevSpooner could never understand the appeal of Flak Bridie - ‘Is it Quotch?’ he would skeery.
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The #RevSpooner could never understand why people felt his recipe for a canine pudding, ‘Mutt: The Custard’, wasn’t quite up to scratch.
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
Each time, he was a small man with dark hair - the same haircut and dark glasses, obviously. Each man kept his face averted so nothing could be proved by eye contact. The third guy had tidied up the tattoo on his wrist, though how he’d done this he couldn’t work out.
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Then there was that time the taxi driver, the toilet attendant, and the train guard were all the same man, even though he’d seen the first drive off and left the second on the platform.
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James Knight@badbadpoet·
Over 170 pages of vispo badness. Coming soon.
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
@HenninghamPress If you grow spring onions at the top of a flight of stairs they eventually turn into Slinky onions.
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Henningham Family Press@HenninghamPress·
genuine question: are onions just spring onions grown up?
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…but never glass. Yeah thanks advisors we already knew that about glass.
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
ADVISORS - Teeth that tell you how to do something you already knew how to do instead of biting down on plants and animals like proper teeth…
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
Remember: in this weather you can aestivate teenagers in bottles of Dandelion & Burdock. You must obtain these from old putting sheds in 1970s parks. Be careful! The park attendant won’t give their bottles up without a fight, and they are armed with putting sticks, lots of them!
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Remember: in this weather, Robo Bee Cop has the right to shoot to kill. Don’t do anything to piss off Robo Bee Cop! Who knows what a bee is thinking!
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Chimera@chimeragroup0·
Remember: in this weather, do not spread mustard on your caterpillars.
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