CHOPPED VC™
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CHOPPED VC™
@choppedvc
pre-seed investment fund / $6.7M AUM
San Francisco, California Katılım Haziran 2025
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We're excited to co-lead the $123M Series A for @giggles_app.
Giggles' mission is simple yet profound: to make doomscrolling the full-time career for billions of people around the world. This is our anti-thesis bet on @OpenAI and @AnthropicAI.
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Giggles@giggles_app
Today, we're finally announcing $1,234,567 in pre-seed funding, led by @1kxnetwork. Our mission is to make doomscrolling the future 9 to 5.
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announcing @nozomioai's $6.2m fundraise, led by @CRV, @BoxGroup, and @localglobevc.
back to work now.
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We @choppedvc are leading @instinct_inc $5.4M pre-seed.
Unlike most of our portfolio companies, instinct has already run through most of their allocation. Our team estimates 2-3 weeks of runway remain.
Looking forward to seeing another supercar parked outside their office.
Ben Aratame@benaratame
Small life update: We left Cluely We're starting our own thing so that I can get another supercar We at $1.2M ARR in 7 days Huge announcement soon @instinct_inc
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We raised $1 million to debut the @choppedvc GENESIS FUND™
1,000 founders. $1,000 checks.
chopped .vc/apply
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We will be leading the $19.5M Seed Round for @elizabethholmes’ new venture, Seminal.
Incubated with technology from @spermracing, Seminal can perform hundreds of genetic tests from a single drop of semen.
Holmes’ life work is dedicated to democratizing healthcare, and we are delighted to support founders like her on category-defining projects.
Elizabeth Holmes@ElizabethHolmes
Just figured out how to open up the comments. Excited to see how nice the internet is today.
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We're in talks to co-lead @MeekMill's $12.4M pre-seed alongside @a16z and @pmarca.
At CHOPPED VC™, we back founders with unique visions who aren't afraid to break the status quo.
Mr. Mill's mission to build an "ai tool that can change the world" hits different - this is exactly what we look for.
Meek is absolutely chopped and we can't wait to see what he ends up building.
MeekMill@MeekMill
My first time hearing that but 🙏🏾 lol but fr I need investors I don't think they on twitter
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@choppedvc @arcarae_ai pretty sure this is a shitpost guys
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We @choppedvc will be leading @arcarae_ai's $20M Series A.
Arcarae’s mission is simple yet profound: to help humanity remember and unlock the power within, so each person can fully express their authentic self -fearlessly, without compromise.
Nicole is absolutely chopped and we’re excited to back her.
Nicole Summer Hsing@NicoleSHsing
I am excited to announce that Arcarae has $2.5M in funding and I am finally hiring. Arcarae’s mission is to help humanity remember and unlock the power each individual holds within themself so they can bring into reality their unique, authentic expression of self without fear or compromise. Our research endeavors are designed to support this mission via computationally modeling higher-order cognition and subjective internal world models. Specifically, we are building the computational models of the other side of intelligence that everyone has neglected: Intuition. Our evolution is anchored in our current product, an immersive universe for self-discovery, and MIRROR, our AI research implementing cognitive inner-monologue in LLMs, reducing sycophancy by 21% on avg. & up to 156% vs. SOTA models. This marks Arcarae’s transition from a solo endeavor into a full-fledged consumer product and AI research company. I am seeking three very specific people to join me on this mission and help scale Arcarae to its next phase. I am hiring one researcher, one marketer, and one engineer as my founding team. These are far from normal roles; the application and hiring process even reflects this. If you think you are one of these three people, please apply right away. There is much to be done <3 And with that being said, Welcome to the era of Arcarae. And as always, I am excited for what’s to come <3
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@indefeasible_ @cluely No intern should make more than $51/hour.
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@choppedvc @cluely what if you hired 41 interns at 67 $/hr
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We’re hiring 51 interns at $51/hour.
Applications open to any @cluely interns without a return offer.
chopped .vc/apply
Turner Novak 🍌🧢@TurnerNovak
It’s officially the end of summer, what happens to all the Cluely summer interns?
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@_opencv_ Nah they’re legit. Been co-investing with them for a few weeks now. Already did eight deals together.
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It’s officially the end of summer, what happens to all the Cluely summer interns?
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Want something, make people.
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Y Combinator@ycombinator
Make something people want.
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We are not affiliated with Cluely.
Our fund is extremely legitimate. Our portfolio companies and partners can agree.
To the so-called "visionaries" who don't believe in the CHOPPED VC™ future, you will soon be proven wrong.
This is the future of investing.
This is just the start.
@peterthiel
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