🖤🦄Zombie Unicorn🧟‍♀️🖤

Ya know, sometimes being alone sucks. But then sometimes you’re smoking weed naked in your kitchen, making an entire pan of strawberry cinnamon rolls for yourself and you realize: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I remember being a child and my mom offering this advice. If someone pulls a weapon on you and wants your stuff. Just give it to them. But if someone tries to get you to go with them fight. It's better to be stabbed or shot then find out what going to happen in a second location.

@TheKillerRabbit It was on special for 99 cents okay! No but seriously, I needed that laugh thank you.

@chronicfinders Did you buy that tire on

So this happened to the tire I bought Thursday when I was omw to work this morning 😑

I just had a company I interviewed with over 10 months ago finally send me an email to tell me I didn’t get the job.....👀

I love this so much 🥺☺️🖤HOLIDAZE (Short Film) youtu.be/qhSrCBpMLsY

Honestly we just want to protect teenagers from your crusty dick.

Louder for the people in the back!!!

For years, I drew the energy to fight from anger. Anger at what was done to me in my childhood, what was said to me, what was taken away from me. That raw, unfiltered anger was my fuel and it gave me everything I needed to fight relentlessly.

@Ishikawa_Sachi I love you so much Sachi 🖤 Thank you for this thread and for everything you do.

Perhaps if I’m healing, perhaps *because* I’m healing, I’ll be a better person and a better fighter. Sending love.

@IDreamOfNinja @TheFemBat 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

This is a @TheFemBat appreciation post. Aaaaaaaaand GO!

@SpiffySpiderKat Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

Ok we have a winner

@hermitkrow @SpiffySpiderKat @PaulLan21302272 Yessss! Adorable, thank you 🖤

@chronicfinders @SpiffySpiderKat @PaulLan21302272 Raccoons are cute and a great vibe that's all that's all you need

The final boss of the pick me brigade

@PaulLan21302272 @hermitkrow @SpiffySpiderKat

@hermitkrow @SpiffySpiderKat @PaulLan21302272 Tell me more about the raccoon pics...

@SpiffySpiderKat @PaulLan21302272 Because i dont work as a cook and i use raccoon pics

Welcome to the poll for Objectification and Dehumanization August 2020. It's still dark out here folks.

@SpiffySpiderKat @AllisonRFloyd Ray is not okay 😳

@AllisonRFloyd Oh no you can't follow...umm ...Ray?

Sir, do I know you? All I’m getting is some static and raging entitlement.

@MalavaWasekasi @SpiffySpiderKat Yes, any middle aged man that seeks out teenagers to date has bad intentions. Period.

@SpiffySpiderKat So you are assuming every middle aged man has bad intentions. It couldn't be that he found her attractive and actually respected her?

About 19 years. I...I can't believe you need it explained to you why there is a huge difference between two stupid kids getting married too young and an adult marrying a teenager he's known since she was 13

Welp I unfortunately have an addition to this thread after I happened to look through my DM requests and found David, AKA Michael had DM’d me in July from another account @Michael00801369 please report if you can.

He’s escalated since the last time he was harassing parents on here and is now offering money to buy your kids diapers. You know, so he can eat the “stinkies” 🤮 Please report to the following link help.twitter.com/forms/cse

Heads up #Parents of Twitter we’ve got a returning creep that’s using a new account. This is the “can I eat your kids stinkies” guy. Report any DMs from him and block for safety. Hey @TwitterSupport please get your shit together and ban this fucking pedo already.