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January 2020 this was still the line. Hantavirus is gonna kill us 💀

@steffangoold @SW_Help Driver just confirmed too

@clgrv @SW_Help 😭

@SW_Help are taxis now authorised between Waterloo and Haslemere?

@steffangoold @SW_Help Hi just to let you know, they told us (on board) it’s now stopping at Woking. After we’d left. Well done @SW_Help yet again.

@SW_Help @SW_Help I was on a train to Southampton which was due to stop at Woking and then Woking was cancelled as a stop. How do people get to Woking, Guildford, Haslemre etc??

@SW_Help Oh wait that one got cancelled too.

@SW_Help Nvm you cancelled it and now I’m stood on one on platform 9. Does that have crew and a driver? Your urgent reply is appreciated

@SW_Help @networkrail hi I’m going to miss voting in today’s elections bc of your train delays. How much of a refund is my right to vote worth? @BCPCouncil

Lit my fave scene from any film ever

@SW_Help Busy train 1912 Clapham Junction to Weymouth, but shout out to the train guard for telling selfish people to take their bags off the seats. Really makes a difference 🙌

@grok now that Twitter is called X, is a tweet still called a tweet?

@ThreeUKSupport Hey guys. Trying to recommend my friend your 5G home broadband and it’s saying he can’t get it as you don’t offer it. He lives just down the road from me and has perfect signal so it would def be good for him. Mine works perfectly 99.9% of the time. Any idea why?

@tim_cook Will we get it before a folding iPhone?

Season 3 of Severance is available upon request. - Tim C.

@TonyDeVitFilm Watched it last night. Just brilliant. Sad I never got to witness those years in real life, but it gave me real insight to the history as a (relatively) young hard house partier. Loved every minute. ❤️

Hands up who has watched it already? #TonyDeVitFilm #PrimeVideo

HUGE NEWS COMING SOON…

Can’t sleep because I’m going to @beefmince_club tomorrow and it’s like gay Christmas. If any DJs in the beef room are taking requests, any HARD house would be lovely. Tony De Vit, Tidy Girls, Paul Glazby… 😈

@TonyDeVitFilm @wbuxtonofficial 👀

@wbuxtonofficial 100%!!! We have signed the deal, and the film will be on streamers in the next month or so. Currently cutting the new trailer 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@TonyDeVitFilm Gang, happy Christmas, am absolutely desperate to see the film. Any plans for it to hit a streaming platform in the new year?

@NoPaywallUK To be fair, a third party allegedly damaged a water main. Nationalising the water suppliers wouldn’t avoid that, not that I disagree with the idea anyway.

So the whole of Poole has no water supply right now. Sixth largest economy in the world but can't organise getting water to people's homes. Nationalise the lot of them!!

@ThreeUKSupport Is there something up with data in BH14 area? I know your status page says no, but it didn’t update the other week when it went down everywhere either. Very slow/intermittent connection on my 5G home broadband.

@MickeyC162 @ThreeUKSupport Literally. @ThreeUKSupport your phone lines wouldn’t be being hammered by people like me thinking their 5G broadband boxes are knackered if you updated your status page.