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Brandon

@clichemyth

Dad | Frontend Developer | Fantasy Football | Always Be Learning

Katılım Kasım 2020
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Curtis@curtismakes·
@staysaasy miss when code review felt like gardening instead of customs inspection for a robot shipment
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terminally onλine εngineer
that time of the year again when im thinking about playing world of warcraft but never actually play, just sit there yearning for the places that are no longer there and friends that have moved on - i hope everyone has a wonderful life
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blue@bluewmist·
growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid
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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.
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when you hear “prod is down” there two types of reactions
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Neet@neet_sol·
new coworker just asked “is it always this slow”. this fucker better not ruin it for everyone
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daz@MetamateDaz·
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.
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Brandon@clichemyth·
@JasonBassler1 They’re gonna start getting rid of all the trees…
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Jason Bassler@JasonBassler1·
Amazon drone delivery sounds cool, but don't forget they're also mapping your neighborhood, tracking your routines, and normalizing drones over our neighborhoods. Oh yeah, don't forget about those Amazon cloud contracts with the NSA and CIA, too...
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Ben Rudolph@BenThePCGuy·
The fact that we can get people to the Moon but can't make Outlook open reliably is quite a thing.
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Brandon@clichemyth·
@HIImRamon Whoa! Long time no talk! We were actually in the same high school class. Shitty circumstances indeed though. The twitter feed… Anyway, glad to hear you’re still there!
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Ramon@HIImRamon·
I am safe from the Epic Layoffs. Please please please, support the folks who were laid off. Their talent is worth more than their weight in gold. This shit sucks man...
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Brandon@clichemyth·
@jeffr0 I’ve somewhat recently bought some specific Pokémon cards for my son. I don’t even know what else I’d buy on there these days.
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Jeff@jeffr0·
When is the last time you bought something on eBay? It has been about 6 years for me.
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Carolina Forward@ForwardCarolina·
How to care for your Bradford pear tree. Step 1:
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Nandkishor@devops_nk·
90% of stand-up meetings look exactly like this.
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Billy Mays III
Billy Mays III@infinitethird·
I wonder if the fucking losers over on LinkedIn even know about Donna Kelce's home renovation
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