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"Being a Mom is just as important as any career." @elonmusk

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.

Blue tick $8/month. Customizable tick (eg. green for climate, rainbow for pride, orange for bitcoin cult etc) $12/month. Golden tick $500/month and you get to go to Elon's new chocolate factory once per year

Hey @elonmusk, we met briefly in March-- congrats on Twitter takeover. Feel much better with you at the helm. Idea: let us easily track the analytics for a certain Hashtag over time. People are paying a ton of money to third party sites for Twitter analytics like this.

@Erdayastronaut @SpaceForceDoD @SLDelta45 @SpaceX Falcon Heavy is a testament to the awesomeness of humanity

My favorite part of today’s Falcon Heavy launch was when we could see the exhaust cut through the fog shortly after lift off because you can see the center core was throttled down to save prop for after booster separation! Amazing!!! #USSF44

It is TIME for @elonmusk to let @jordanbpeterson back on @Twitter

@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies

There are too many charities and not enough charity

#RelistXRP Let’s get it trending. Like, retweet, and tag @coinbase. #XRPArmy @ripple #crypto

Lords who have been knighted by the twitter verification wand are upset that the proles will be able to buy status

@Jihoz_Axie Sounds like a good idea

Under Elon Musk, Twitter is working harder to thwart hateful conduct. teslarati.com/elon-musk-twit…

@TomFitton @Twitter @yoyoel It’s the user’s own setting that did this

Elon Musk just announced that you can purchase a blue checkmark on Twitter for $8. The woke journalists are throwing a tantrum because they can no longer act superior to us peasants.

Totally stole idea of charging for insults & arguments from Monty Python tbh m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5g…

To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8

Twitter speaks to the inner masochist in all of us