Jake Cogger

@eurofounder Very gentlemanly of your wife’s boyfriend to let you have her on Sunday mornings

A perfect European Sunday morning with my wife Coffee and a croissant, total cost of €3.50 in Germany A similar breakfast in the US would cost $32, contain 5,000 calories, and require a mandatory 40% tip for an obese waitress I feel sorry for Americans

@bravoo416 @NHLRumourReport With what assets?

@NHLRumourReport This is confirms that the Leafs are going to make a trade versus signing a big fish in free agency

Chris Johnston: It might be late July and into August until [the Maple Leafs] finally complete the picture here; Marchand was their #1 target; make no mistake, this is not the Leafs roster as it will be comprised in training camp - TSN

@shawnmullin @nielsonTSN1260 So…. Another $5.6 M in his pocket? How is that not an advantage 😂

@nielsonTSN1260 So I asked AI to calculate the tax difference. It figured about $700,000 a year. Do you really think if Sam Bennett signed in Canada he couldn't get $700,000 plus more in endorsements than Florida? This is the issue of the day. It's also way overblown. Sell your advantrages.

Hmmm just 8 mill, everyone was saying he could get 10. I wonder why he stayed in Florida for 2 million dollars less.

@Capitano_Levi @Christi24615347 @joeyferg @Leafslatest Lmao do you even hear yourself? Plan a kid during the offseason 😂 I don’t understand how people can be so obsessed with their team’s success so badly that this is what it comes to

@Christi24615347 @joeyferg @Leafslatest He could have been on a road trip during it either way. Maybe plan the kid during off-season if you care si much about being away

🚨 The Leafs attempted to sign Mitch Marner to a contract extension during the season. The organization chose not to wait and see how the postseason played out. They wanted Marner to stay. If they had signed him to an eight-year deal, it would have marked the largest contract in franchise history. He declined. — @jonassiegel / @TheAthleticNHL #LeafsForever

@DwayneNHL @BigHeadHcky I hear what you’re saying, but letting him walk for nothing is insanity also. You’re then not even a playoff team with no 1st round picks for years so how the hell can you even rebuild?

If you signed Sam Bennett and Brad Marchand in the offseason do you think the leafs are worst off? it depends on how they spend the 13 million. You're not signing a 100 point winger that PK's well.. Mitch is 1st team all star RWer.. It's not about 1 guy, it's about a team and getting it done when it matters. There's only 1 puck and having all that high end talent hasn't worked. Run it back again i suppose? Insanity.

Every decent Maple Leafs prospect in the system: — Easton Cowan — Ben Danford They have no first round picks until 2028. How are they going to replace a superstar 100pt winger?

@thestaunchCDN2 @Leafslatest Yeah they traded him for a premier player, they didn’t let him walk for free

🚨 There’s no indication that Mitch Marner will sign a new deal with the Maple Leafs before July 1 — especially after he declined to negotiate an extension during the season or entertain the idea of waiving his no-movement clause at the trade deadline. All signs point to him walking for free. At 28, there’s a growing belief that he’s ready for a fresh start after facing heavy criticism for the team’s ongoing playoff struggles — criticism that’s expected to intensify now, with Marner and Auston Matthews completely shut down in Round 2 by the defending Stanley Cup champions. — @reporterchris #LeafsForever

@RizNHL I like it. You could even do it to SJ at 2 if NYI takes Schaefer at 1.

This is my trade proposal To #Blackhawks Pick 1 To #NYI Pick 3 and Kevin Korchinski You have to get Misa, this is last resort but if they are playing hard. I’d do it…..

@logopatt So he walks and then destroys the leafs when he plays against them just like rantanen did to his former team? Lmao

Ya I’m not paying Marner $1 more than Rantanen

@The_Truepath You all just repost the same shit

Six years in the gym taught me some brutal truths about fitness: 1. Eat all the damn fruits you want.- It’s almost impossible to overeat it.

@Bear_McGrizz @FantasyPros Water is wet

@FantasyPros Nico is still alpha

Plenty of weapons for C.J. Stroud 🎯

@NFLDraft_101 @Jaguars Buddy, you look 50. Take cringe out of your vocabulary

Statement made. #DUUUVAL

@gordongekko Prove it by mentoring me

You could take everything I have away from me today. I can guarantee you, within 6 months I would be a millionaire again. When it clicks & you understand the game, there’s no stopping you. Study this.

@1776USAForever @DrJesseMorse Wedding crashers

@DrJesseMorse They say we only use 10% of our brains. I say we only use 10% of our heart. 😆 Name the movie

Our brain uses 20% of our daily energy. 🧠

@SlipperyNodd @ByronMBader Take Lindstrom off the list and I’d say I’d agree

@ByronMBader These teams I can see why: SJS: Celebrini CHI: Levshunov ANA: Sennecke MTL: Demidov SEA: Catton CGY: Parekh SJS: Dickenson These teams it isn’t looking good imo: CBJ: Lindstrom UTA: Iginla OTT: Yakemchuk NJD: Silayev PHI: Luchenko

Denver about to win back to back NCAA championships and Zeev Buium is one of the driving forces both years. And he looks like this. Are teams nuts letting him slide to 12th? Doesn't even seem reasonable.

@VikingKing888 @AlexMicheletti I’m pretty sure this won’t count as a year if it’s less than 10 games. His rookie year will still be next year

@AlexMicheletti No they don’t. It’s not worth burning a year of his contract just to get bounced in the first round of the playoffs and play with a less than 100 percent Kaprizov and Ek.

@TomahawkChicago @BedardforCalder He’s 27

@BedardforCalder You don’t want to offer Marner 8 years. He’s already 29. Give him 5 at 14mil.

Give Bedard 8x9.8 Give Nazar 8x5 Offer Marner 8x14.25 Offer Ehlers 6x7

@NickLewis37 18 years old, and I was at this game. The atmosphere was pure electric. We were so excited about the win, when we left the X, my buddy was driving way too fast. We hit black ice and crashed into a bridge almost going into the river. I separated my shoulder. Anyways, great game 😄

March Madness is fine, but every March, I feel that Red Baron WCHA Final Five-shaped hole in my heart. It wasn’t just a tournament. It was college hockey at its peak. It was an era. And nothing will ever replace it.

@adam_tenenbaum @BR_OpenIce @TheWHL Lmao bedard is a point per game player at 19. Stick to baseball

@BR_OpenIce @TheWHL You’d think they’d learn after seeing Bedard flounder in the NHL that we should stop hyping up the weak WHL

Gavin McKenna had 7(!!) points last night, and now has 121 points in 54 @TheWHL games this season 🤯 Projected No. 1 Draft pick for 2026 ⏳

@Frisbob Is it possible that the surrounding cast around the core is the problem?

*Core can’t get it done* “Babcock’s the problem!” *Core can’t get it done* “Dubas can’t build a good team!” *Core can’t get it done* “Keefe needs to go! Treliving didn’t buy at the TDL!” *Core can’t get it done* “Berube hockey sucks!” Look at the common denominator.

@P__Airoldi Who is we?

Yeah maybe we should have kept that 13th overall pick looking back