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@colegert

That’s that, mattress man

Mid-City, Los Angeles Katılım Haziran 2013
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Our public libraries are a vital resource
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Being a mavericks fan while they’re owned by miriam adelson
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My favorite D’Angelo anecdote is that he was so obsessed with Red Dead Redemption that he not only wrote a song for RDR2 but playtested it constantly and all the time
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built to spill gotta be one of the most overrated bands of all time
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Beautiful new public park in my family’s small town built with a state grant my grandma helped secure using sales tax on sporting goods (thank you grandma; thank you dick’s shoppers)
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Mom’s house ibuprofen expire less than ten years ago challenge (failed)
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Radically shifting the vibe of this east texas catfish joint
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None of these turn my mom’s tv on
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As a child they took my picture and dressed me up as a newspaper man and no one screened the paper they made me hold
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During superman when he was saying “lois” a lot the teen in front of us went “just like family guy. lois.”
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$50k each for weeks of hell on love island is pretty funny like that’s a single above-average final jeopardy, that’s a single “who is spiro agnew?”
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Every day lately: 7:45am: not sure why people aren’t doing everything in their power to keep their constituents and/or customers from growing even more desperate and insane, as if they will be invincible to resulting unrest, even violence 4:30pm: hmm… m3gan 2.0 gets 2.5 stars
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May 10th 2007 My dad *listening to the audio of tony blair resigning in disgrace on conservative talk radio while driving*: this guy… was a hero Me *playing zoo tycoon ds in the backseat*: man i am running this zebra enclosure into the damn ground
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Zohran victory anthem
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If i were stephen colbert i would’ve simply asked zohran about his favorite das racist songs
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Guy who has seen 1000 movies: the best director of the 1950s was kurosawa or hitchcock or ozu Guy who has seen 10000 movies: the best director of the 1950s was chuck jones
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