Ali

My 6 year-old cousin was praying namaz and I was sitting in the same room. As soon as she finished her prayer she said, “Aap Yahan se jaayen, Mujhe Allah se private baat krni hai”. So cute 😭💗🤌🤌

@RaabiAbbasi 🫪

Explain ur life rn in one emojiii........

@ShanNotShaan @iwhyam_ @SadAbdulll life of a software engineer

@complicated_he @iwhyam_ @SadAbdulll Bcz Claude run hraha tha us mei

I am legit ghosting my boss from past two weeks and he scheduled a meeting for tomorrow 😭😭😭😭

@_idkbro__ you sleep alot these days

Sleeping beside an empty constellation

@ShanNotShaan @iwhyam_ @SadAbdulll Bhai wo banda trip pe b laptop leke gaya tha

@iwhyam_ @SadAbdulll relatable

@BibbleIsInsane_ @mayacasm 😭

Acting kon karega?

@whyyy_nottttt Us

Just got the Liquid Glass Update on Instagram, i hate it lol

@ayub_mutahir plzzz aameen

Allahuma inni asaluka Karachi mein tez barish✨

@pinkkabootar It is okayish

HELLOOOO?!?!?! MURTAZA DROPPED A NEW SONG??????

@Panadolxtra_ Best

from now on i'll stop giving explanations

People think women hate men. But they only hate misogynists, sexists, abusers, manipulators, rapists, cheaters, and insecure men. A real man understands it was never about him.

@_venom226 Nice wordplay

@complicated_he @_ibrahim_sheikh EffortlessALI*

@_idkbro__ I was starving naaa

@complicated_he Get help Ali

I just ate 2 Majesty burgers from Kababjees at once 🙏🏽🙏🏽

@_ibrahim_sheikh Iced tea ???

Guys we have iced coffee but why don’t we have iced chai?

@flopera0_0 Haha 😭

@complicated_he Hahah (same i starving the wholw day then ended up overeating 😭😭)

@flopera0_0 Well even I can’t believe it myself how I managed to eat it all. (We had accidentally placed an extra order, and I ate that too, probably because I was hungry the whole day.) 😛

@complicated_he I ATE TWO BIG BURGERS TOO I HAVE NEVER EATEN THIS MUCH LMAO💀😭

@delulusaad aap jeetoge IA

idc what the result of this election ends up being anymore even if i lose, i genuinely enjoyed watching half the tl, the vote counters and even the CEC seemingly root for my opponent maybe they just couldn't imagine an Indian making it this far. +++

@flopera0_0 me

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