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big garfield guy

@coolgeese

i’m just some guy (he/they)

Philadelphia Katılım Ocak 2017
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GWY🐀🎧
GWY🐀🎧@notlikeothrgrls·
so i asked my loyal story liker if he wanted to grab drinks and turns out he actually has a girlfriend yea it’s due time we kill all men
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Tim@Timmetie·
@HillcrestCardCo All of this comes down to wanting a permanent underclass of extremely poor people to make your food.
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Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥
Idk dude when I lived in China it was super normal to eat out for lots of meals, to the point my apartment didn't even have a functioning fridge or freezer. I literally could get dinner for $0.75. My fav breakfast was baozi for like $0.50.
zephyr@ShadowyZephyr

Many Gen Z Americans think they should get to go for lunch and dinner at a restaurant *every day*, something no generation in any country has ever done, and if they can't afford it it's politicians' fault for crashing the economy somehow. Social media standards cooked us.

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pseudo wook
pseudo wook@souporsonic_·
trying to explain to my suburban parents the beauty of philly
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ali@probablyalissa·
Oh okay
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big garfield guy@coolgeese·
thinking about my neighbor specifically: lesbians are always stomping up and down the stairs
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Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)
"White people shouldn't sit on the stoop in Bed-Stuy" sounds batshit crazy if you think of New York as a place where people live, but to hipster transplants it's an urban amusement park and that's like Aladdin walking around Space Mountain.
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big garfield guy@coolgeese·
@LRinaldiArt doesn’t actually change anything and you’re throwing away their entire education just for meaningless comfort
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Isi Breen
Isi Breen@isaiah_bb·
Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.
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big garfield guy@coolgeese·
@BigMeanInternet i think she’s at least burned some goodwill during her term but i wouldn’t really know. everyone i know here despises her
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Malcolm Harris
Malcolm Harris@BigMeanInternet·
I'm no local politics expert but the result yesterday still does not make me sanguine about someone running against Cherelle Parker. Still worth doing I think, but she strikes me as tougher and smarter than Street and Stanford put together.
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𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔮
We actually don’t need advice on what’s normal from a white woman who hates the homeless and thinks we’re too mean to Israelis lol
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big garfield guy@coolgeese·
my number one spotify listen of all time is bloodstains by 100gecs followed immediately by aja by steely dan
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St. Wilding Gyres
St. Wilding Gyres@wilding_gyres·
They’re calling it the “kill yourself and everyone around you” economy
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big garfield guy@coolgeese·
applied to six jobs at CHOP today, all of which i am qualified for, i look forward to receiving zero responses and then killing myself
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Haus of Decline
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·
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