David Laing

Newcastle United 5 Aston Villa 1 RATINGS: Pope 10 Trippier 10 Schar 10 Botman 10 Burn 10 Tonali 10 ⚽️ Bruno Guimarães 10 Joelinton 10 Almiron 10 Gordon 10 Isak 10 ⚽️⚽️ Wilson 10 ⚽️ Barnes 10 ⚽️ Longstaff 10 Murphy 10 Anderson 10 Howe 10 Tindall 10 Mehrdad & Mandy 10 Jamie Reuben 10 His Excellency 10 Bruno's barber 10 The hole in Isak's shirt 10 Ant & Dec 10 Sting 10 Cheryl 10 Honey Monster 10 That guy from GOAL 10 Geordie Dancer 10 Jimmy Nail 10 Graeme Swann 10 James Bay 10 Alan Shearer 10 Rafa Benitez 10 Tino 🇨🇴 10 Tino 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10 All the bridges 10 That other Murphy twin 10 Every U.S Toon fan 🇺🇸 10 Pod On The Tyne 10 Maxi 10 Wor Flags 10 Every single fan at that stadium 10 #NUFC #NEWAVL #NUFCFans

@ChronicleNUFC Had more of an influence in 20 mins than maxi the full game! Missed Bruno big time! #Wembley

Thoughts on Anthony Gordon's debut? ✍️ #NUFC

Turbo skits when the ice machine drops its load! Can’t only be me!

6-2 win against Manor athletic. Keep the run going lads! 🟠🟠🟠

@ASOS next day delivery ordered last Wednesday still not arrived ? Why have you started using at Evri. 😭

Looking for 2 tickets for Brentford long shot I know…. @NSpares @NUFCTickets @SpareNUFCticket

@BigLez67 Debbie dumpling cushty

tell debbie she has to go. she tells me she has no money for taxi. tell her she can walk but from size of her don’t think she can. fuckin joke. got to get the family fiat panda is off the drive. she gets in. suspension nearly gives way. drive her home. block number. onto the next

13 years ago we sadly lost a true legend of our time. Sir Bobby Robson. Never forgotten. 🖤🤍

The tangerines get our pre season underway tomorrow!

Anyone who is travelling to the Alua Calas De Majorca @aluahotels make sure you cancel. The hotel does not have air conditioning, cannot eat a meal, there is 3 tiny lifts and average wait to get down from level 5 is 30 minutes! We re checking out today. Moving hotels.

@JennySaixx @KSamini @Flight_Refunds @British_Airways Gatwick to Palma, only route was via another Spanish airport with 8 hour 50 flight time . Not ideal with 2 toddlers. We made our own way here!

@d_laing90 @KSamini @Flight_Refunds @British_Airways Wtff which city were u flying to? And did they give u the option to rebook another time on the same day?

@British_Airways is BA2550 to Malaga on 21st July going to be cancelled? Any ideas? are you going to cancel last minute when I’m an hour away from the airport? You have done this to me twice so trying to avoid 3rd time.

@claimcompanies If the delay / cancellation is due to the airport restriction and not the airline is a claim still valid ?

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Cancelled our @jet2tweets flight to fly @British_Airways . Now cancelled. Jet 2 no issues! Lessons learnt!

Waited over 1 hour for bags and still waiting BA2857 @British_Airways @Gatwick_Airport sort it out!!! If you don’t have the staff don’t take the flights!

@toonarmy_com Best come back in prem history ! ? Left at half time :)

On This Day in 2017, Cheick Tioté sadly passed away. Gone but never forgotten 🖤🤍 #NUFC

@stoughton_fc @JoeAStar Though I was watching a replay!

Scenes from Addlestone earlier today, courtesy of @JoeAStar who needs to learn how to use his right foot.

Two nil down, three two up, Davey Laing wraps it up. Stoughton progress into the semis of the cup with some top performances from all 11 on the pitch. Someone say cup run? #UTS

@stoughton_fc @CamW_96 Tangerine train 🤣. Class

The tangerine train rolls on to make it 4 games unbeaten with a 6-1 win over Krooner Stallions. Goals from Lyndon, @d_laing90, and a dubious claim from @CamW_96 see the lads start the new year with a win. #UTS

Live scenes from shalford changing rooms as two goals from the pinks and another for @d_laing90 see us get our first win of the season 3-1!