Ashoka

@banarasipatiala Woh jawani hi kya jisme risk na liya jaaye

ek toh papa roz upsc motivation ki reels bhejte hain bro i dont want to waste my prime 20s locked up in a room surrounded by books for an exam which has a 99% failure rate

small baby bird screaming

Sound of a capybara snoring

@the_grafixmedic Been there done that

POV: You're a Uni student and it's raining outside, so you have to cancel your classes yourself.

@zwitterati101 @gharkekalesh Na bro it's safe , cylinder blasts don't trigger like tji

@gharkekalesh Bro is using a flammable liquid with a fire source in the kitchen near the stove connected to gas cylinder? Yeah the cockroaches are smart and the bachelor bois are gonna regret this.

Kalesh b/w Cockroaches and Bachelor Bois:

@volalens Basically he hires more competent people

Daily reminder JS hires math olympians, cse or electronic engn from ivy leg, IITs etc. JS doesn't hire from - Shri Ram College of Commerce (SRCC), St. Stephen's College Hindu College, Lady Shri Ram College for Women (LSR), Delhi School of Economics (DSE).

@chambal_aale 13 roti kon khata h bhai

I litre milk, 13 rotis and 4 eggs 100gm of protien without meat. Itna bhi nahi khaya jaa rha tumse din me.

Dhurandhar: Shahid Afridi who hates Modi went to meet Uzair Baloch in 2013 it seems Aditya Dhar should have exposed this terrorist minded cricketer too

@shhhhnishfa What's ISI doing on my tl

Ask a guy his fav sabzi and it's BHINDI

@vansyshawty You ain't no shawty

📍 kochi

@baldwin_IVth Maybe he has olympiad background

theres this one dude i know from college whos just a mathematical beast, he's almost half a math major equivalent, only picks math courses, dosent do basic normie ml stuff, works at the literal core hessian levels of computer vision and only shows up to class and labs, no events and bullshit. absolute domninance, not even profs dare to cut him while he talks, when he talls, people listen, they drop everything and listen. goat.

@sheikh_sahaaabb If i can't get taller , I should get wider

Jitna bauna ladka, utni usko gym karne ki chull

@DalRotiForLife What about kids in Palestine

breaks my heart🥺

𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔. 𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒂 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒚. Hamza Burhan, linked to the 2019 Pulwama attack, reportedly eliminated by UNKNOWN GUNMEN in Muzaffarabad, POK.

@phimaanshu One of the greatest military orators I know of

Gen Bakshi and I are best friends now🥰 What a fine gentleman! Takes notes even at this age, Soft spoken, curious and reads Has a calendar even at this age with dedicate time to reading Learnt so much in just an hour 🙏🏻

@not_ur_siri Bhagat Singh ki jagah subhash babu ki photo sahi rhegi

let's join our intellectual minds together to eradicate the cockroach outbreaks. Be safe from the brain wash. And remember hame aazadi kyu dilai gai thi 🩷

@WhateverVishal Stop chasing asthetics , start training for combat sports 😤

How TF you guys have ripped waists Been an year Lost 28 kgs Does 200 pushups 1.5 hrs GyM and 10k steps daily And the last shred of fat just doesn’t goes man

@that_tallguy_1 @ridhivraaj Had me in the 1st half

My friend made 1 crore last month. He is 26 No IIT. No IIM. Engineering dropout. First salary: 24k. Last month: 1 crore. What changed? He stopped looking for jobs. And started selling his dad's land.

If you are a mathematician, then you may want to make sure you are sitting down before reading further.