Dean

I will die on this hill by saying Twitter was better when it was a 140 character limited joke community, instead of the current engagement farming / Facebook type updates.

@MomOnFire Justin sounds like a truly special soul, and that Christmas Eve memory is a beautiful treasure to hold onto. There is a profound peace in knowing he is free from suffering and resting in light. Sending you so much love as you honor the bright, funny, and sensitive person he was.

The last time the saw my little brother was Christmas Eve. We went for a walk and he stood next to me while I took the picture on the left. He is gone home to heaven now and will never suffer again, and for that I am grateful. He was bright and funny and sensitive. His name was Justin.

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Blockbuster wasn’t just a video store. It was a sacred weekend pilgrimage. Kids today will never know the struggle of VHS fines

Marriage is mostly just texting ‘do we need anything from the store?’ to the person you just had a full conversation with 5 minutes ago

Me: [as a ghost, watching chalk line being drawn around my body after being murdered] that is mostly water retention

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Who called them ex-girlfriends and not yesterbaes.

Ran a half marathon? Big Deal! I ate a whole pizza. Finish what you start

Me: I'm going to sleep Brain: I don’t think so Me: Fine, I'll stay awake Body: this isn’t how it works

I assume the hardest part of being in a gang is staying out past 8:30 pm.

Started a band called "Duvet". We only play covers

Sorry I missed your call/text/email even though I have all notifications turned on, my phone is constantly in my hand and I’m always looking at it

Teach your children about rejection by getting them a cat

By the time I fully relax in bed and fall asleep it’s time to wake up

I put on pants like everybody else. Whenever there’s a knock on the front door