Dan Sunley

Dan Ballard has been sent off against Wolves. The Sunderland defender pulled the hair of Tolu Arokodare and after going to VAR, it was decided a red card would be Ballard's punishment. Ballard becomes the second player to be given his marching orders for pulling on Arokodare's hair, after Everton’s Michael Keane in January.

VAR checks a potential pull on Marc Cucurella’s hair, but play continues 👀 📺 Watch live on TNT Sports and HBO Max

Yoane Wissa liking Sunderland’s Instagram photo of their MOTM after the derby. Release that weak, puny little excuse of a man right this instant. PATHETIC FOOTBALLER, BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY THIS CLUB HAS EVER SPENT. FUCK OFF.

So Newcastle fans, would you rather beat Barcelona or Sunderland? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Mackems doing their usual “pressures on them, not us.” “But we’ve got injuries.” Already, hahahahahahah. No getting out of this one boys, you made your bed shouting European football now you’ll lie in it when we send youse home with nout tomorrow 👍

Better than us on the pitch, better than us off the pitch, and better than us in the stands. AGAIN. That’s why it’s so tough to accept. They’ll mock us relentlessly and it’s 100% deserved. Clearer each week that we aren’t what we think we are as a club. Huge reality check.

OH MY WORD BRIAN BROBBEYYYYYY