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Behold a journalist at work with his Vibranium crowbar

@jchannon @brightoniant Don’t worry there are other .NET devs out there who prefer this “explicit over magic” approach.

@andreabalducci It will only update the first 100 workers it finds

what's the problem with this code?

@iamhtml MongoDB has change streams that might do what you’re looking for

is there a noSQL solution out there that has subscriptions? [not reThinkDB]; OR db as service [not firebase]. Also not on AWS, i'm trying to move away from AWS because the pricing is actually quite steep for their DB's

@chrismckee @jchannon Yeah, I stand corrected. We have some custom magic that parses the text into the properties via an ILogEventEnricher

@jchannon @chrismckee github.com/serilog/serilo… Use "{Properties}" in your template to get at the structured log info

@jchannon @chrismckee You can definitely send the properties to logentries via serilog. We’re doing that

The challenge with adding more engineers to a project. Just moving from 3 developers to 4 doubles the number of lines of communication.

@chrismckee Found a book about you

@chrismckee You've not seen insane. I've stared into the abyss

@chrismckee Go serverless via hosting on your own servers...

Here's a sentence you never want to see in a contract you need to sign

The most popular software for writing fiction isn't Word. It's Excel.

You either die a startup or live long enough to use Jira

This happens in software engineering when there is a pressure for firefighting without addressing the underlying problems.

@pwaring Which they'll likely have lifted inside of the 3 year mark. Point being, if it can be achieved by a startup, Amazon would find it effortless