danielle

After my Pap the doctor said "Everything looks great," & I said "Thanks!" enthusiastically, like he was complimenting my vagina.. LOL fuck.

Not me just taking Lions Mane Mushroom and Ashwagandha and hoping it cures what ails me (ADHD). Foquest, Concerta and Vyvanse were not it for me. 🙃

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@_tankasaur @KammyTaughtYou Holy SHEIT. That’s a delightful set up.

This beach setup >>> I still need to grab that hanging fan.

“He looks like he doesn’t shower” sweetie I don’t just look like it

@NoahKahan Even feeling like ass cheeks you couldn’t have possibly sounded more Grammy nominated. Holy fuck. Last night’s show was EASILY top 5 experiences of my 30years of lyyyyfe.

The first day feeling better after feeling like ass cheeks for a week is indescribable. I’m legit skipping around gleeful as fuck singing in the rain doing a pirouette around street lamps type shit

thank you for having me brotha! @NoahKahan i love your album and i love you!!! Photo: @poonehghana

@NoahKahan LETS FUCKIN’ GO, NOAH. MY heart is exploding. I cannot WAIT to hear you and Jensen sing SWEET NOTHINGS in my ear tonight.

I have the greatest fans in the world canada you have been kind to me at every turn. Quebec let’s do this

@_tankasaur Don’t do it. LOLLLLL.

Not me, creeping Noah’s Twitter and CRYING at 1am, because of how fucking STOKED I am to be seeing him in two weeks. 😭😭😭😭

Rehearsing in an empty room ——> playing arenas. It is the ultimate privilege. Thank you to all who brought me here noahkahan.lnk.to/SSForever

I love @TedLasso so friggin’ much. There is no better show. If you haven’t watched it- do it. So. Friggin’. Heartwarming.

@cityandcolour @rubywatersmusic @VanessaHeins facebook.com/share/p/Zuq43b…

TONIGHT - Halifax 6:00 pm • Doors 7:00 pm • @rubywatersmusic 8:00 pm • Nathaniel Rateliff 9:30 pm • City and Colour photo: @VanessaHeins

EXCUSE ME?! I thought he was smokin’ at his current age. This is just TOO MUCH. 🥵🥵

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If you’re not getting acupuncture to help with chronic pain, low energy, overall mental health and relaxation, what in the actual sweet fuck are you waiting for!?! RUN. Start the fucking car YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

@_tankasaur Can you come skating with us some day? The girls wanna go but I can’t skate and the thought of attempting it alone makes me wanna cry. LOL.

I’ve been trying to put my (tired) toddler terrorist down for an early nap for an HOUR so far because she woke up in the night lots & we have two birthday parties this afternoon. It’s really only times like this that I wish I wasn’t a single mom. Gah. It’s hard.

And here’s to hoping V doesn’t get it and I’m on the mend tomorrow. Pretty sure she was puking on Christmas morning last year (or the year before). This isn’t a tradition I’m hoping continues. 😂😫

I would get the friggin’ pukey and chills kinda sick, 3 days before Christmas. Ughhhh. Thankful for my parents for talking V to and from daycare and bringing us up for supper and to hang out. 😫😫😫 Also so thankful I am already totally ready for Christmas.