Dark Hunter Brandon

Of course I'm not really Hunter Biden, you silly MAGA chuckwads. I'm a #smokefleet car parody. And when the real one catches on I'ma pull to the right and let him pass. Until then I still have a lot of car and dick jokes to dunk the Nazis with

So here's the thing, I was an addict before I went into recovery and did the work. But at least I wasn't a Special K-head begging to go to Epstein's parties. So take that to the bank, pal

Folks, I gotta tell you: Doing crack was pretty bad and I'm grateful for rehab and recovery. But at least I didn't do coke off a toilet seat while drinking raw milk from a creature that sleeps where it shits. There's no coming back from that, cornpop!

So listen, Sure, the Big Guy was past his prime while president but Trump has been a smelly rotting corpse for the last 10 years.

Here's the deal man, I'm sober now so I only smoke non-THC CBD to help with inflammation so relax. Seriously....relax

I gotta tell you guys, My dad's '67 Corvette Stingray runs on MAGA tears so the tank is always full

@sapeltier @JimJulie08 I bet you like to expose yourself

@JimJulie08 @darkhunterbrndn It still gets exposure.

@MAGAVoice Now listen up, I'm not dumb enough to believe your bullshit and I used to smoke crack. Suck it up buttercup

If California had Voter ID Laws Spencer Pratt would have won by a landslide. Everyone with eyes sees it

Dear Smurf, stop larping as a man.

@MAGACult2 @CannabisTerpPro I'm gonna veer over and turn that cat shit into road kill. Count on it, Jack!

@JimJulie08 @sapeltier Shhh

@sapeltier @darkhunterbrndn You're replying to a parody account.

@ChaosAgent_42 Tell me about it. I keep saying the same thing but no one believes me

Last time I got confused with a big Twitter account like Liam Nissan, I made a bunch of followers overnight. (We have the same aura, I guess.) I don't want my future followers to pick me based on a mistake like that, so I'mma make it clear. I AM NOT HUNTER BIDEN.

@theliamnissan Damn straight , skinny!

Still? Wow you guys kick ass

And then Pete Hegseth came for the Mormons, and I didn't care because the Mormons voted for this exact shit

@darkhunterbrndn The 10% goes to #NAFO

@elonmusk Listen pal, I never did Ketamine but I know an addict when I see one. You need rehab and recovery

This is the only way to save democracy in America

@HunterBiden @_nwblacksmith @AngelaBelcamino Whatever it is you don't need that shit anymore Jack!

@_nwblacksmith @AngelaBelcamino What are you people smoking.

I challenged @HunterBiden to touch his nose if it was really him behind the account. He did. I stand corrected. I hang my forehead in defeat. This is truly the arc we need.

Of course I'm not really Hunter Biden, you silly MAGA chuckwads. I'm a #smokefleet car parody. And when the real one catches on I'ma pull to the right and let him pass. Until then I still have a lot of car and dick jokes to dunk the Nazis with

@HunterBiden @DemCastUSA Give those fingers a rest, pal. I gotcha covered

If this is really Hunter Biden doing his own social media, BRAVO for him! If it’s not, bravo to his team! This is 🔥!

Remember when Hunter Biden was found guilty of raping a woman in a department store dressing room and then also found guilty of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to cover up his affair with a porn star? Because I don't