David Pullan

@thesundaysport I hope this is satire…

What cars need is some more of gauge, so that people who are Very Busy And Successful can see when the petrol is about to run out, and they can pop into a garage

@WorldFamousHot1 Weargustin.com

Can you still get a decent pair of jeans for under £100?

@themike_p Nice one Mike!

I'm very excited about this folks

@rorysutherland And a large switch in an obvious place to turn it on and off

I'm going to launch a global hotel chain called Lumen. The USP is that every room has a bright light in the middle of the ceiling - like, um, every single normal room elsewhere - so you can actually see what you're fucking doing - or even read a book without using a torch.

London Bridge tube station this week and a young man followed a woman on crutches through the barrier without paying. Right in front of a @TfL employee who was looking at his phone. I asked if he was going to do anything about it and he said “no”. @RobertJenrick work to do

@IanJaeger29 MAGA really doesn’t get irony, does it…

Nobody is saying this.

@CRRJA5 At his golf game?

♦️That’s the post, folks.♦️

@WarlordDilley Moron

Putin came all the way to America to confirm to the world that Joe Biden started the Russia/Ukraine war. 😂🤣😂🤣 Democrats suck so bad.

@seoulbirduk you need to sort your store at Edinburgh Airport…

@SecDef @POTUS Trump playbook. Deny and double down.

Instead of only talking about hoaxes, I’d like to put the focus back on our warfighters! Anyone that knows me and @POTUS knows how much we love the warriors. That’s what it’s about.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary well it was not X 13 years ago…

@frontlinekit @elonmusk @POTUS They didnt

If Ukraine 🇺🇦 really did attack Twitter, I think the only logical thing is for @elonmusk to sign a cease fire immediately, give them half of Twitter and make sure he says thank you to @POTUS.

@Acyn They all stand up and applaud just like North Korea. Trump must be very happy

Trump says that he will be reclaiming the Panama Canal and that he has already started on it.. the camera shifts to Rubio: We’re buying both ports around the Panama Canal and lots of other things having to do with the canal and other canals

@BBCWorld Outside an old Wetherspoons?

66 million-year-old fossilised vomit discovered in Denmark bbc.in/3WATCCD

Wtf is going on with the algorithm @X ? The first 15 tweets are all the same Bollywood movie with the same video image

@pong_mcpanda @BenDunnell @apsmunro Yes! Exactly. He isn’t exactly shy about showing who he is. But the majority voted for him.

@BenDunnell @apsmunro How about reframing the question as... what is so unappealing about the alternative that the majority are repeatedly preferring to vote for Trump despite him being an insurrectionist etc?

I don't like to tweet much about politics, but if you respond to an overwhelming victory for people you profoundly disagree with by saying, "everyone is clearly stupid/evil", instead of triggering profound curiosity and reflection, you are part of the problem

@RealAlexJones You believe this charlatan?

#AlexJonesShow Republic In Crisis: The Deep State Theft Of The 2024 Election Is Now In High Gear & Out In The Open! Alex Jones To Reveal Absolute Proof That The Same Playbook Used To Steal 2020 Election Is NOW LIVE! twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@meelonmuskusa 56

@inthecompanyof FAFO.com

I’m thinking of starting a “vintage” clothing shop that only sells corporate merch from failed startups and businesses. Need a name. Free tee shirt emoji to the best.

@acnewsitics Same surgeon as Matt Gaetz

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks different. 🤔