kelsey

yeah it's unfortunate when celebs don't support palestine or use their brains but i genuinely do not give a singular fck who rich ppl that haven't left their hollywood bubble do or don't support. like im bored of this discourse and it shouldn't be about them. next.

@hajiawali I would feel like I was defending myself at a war crime trial

@decembaby99 did this once with kieran and he loved it tbf

Cute date idea I read out every tweet I’ve made about you

I love my twitter drafts

this country is falling apart at the seams - train strikes weekly, nhs on its knees and cost of living is up by 200% etc and yet this is how the government makes its decisions

I want a fringe again so bad

I wish I was a nepo baby so bad. I would be so good at it. I would have so many nice little outfits and random side projects that are all very mediocre

Plants in general teach you not to do too much, chill out, be patient, & to enjoy everything while it’s here.

Impossible to be sad when your titties bounce when you walk

I’m so clever. Protein shake hot choccy

Having a memory sucks why would you make me remember something really nice but really sad

Day 10 of being called Mimi Maguire in work because I’m scouse

Nah my gym playlist is fucking embarrassing

@hajiawali I will love her 5eva

@decembaby99 the only other person ik that listens to vashti bunyan

John Martyn Nick drake vashti Bunyan time of year officially let’s fuckin have it

in a saw trap all by yourself beautiful?

These are the memes I made and sent to my colleagues 🫡

Office jobs are great I’ve taught myself how to play chess, read a bunch of Wikipedia pages, checked everyone’s horoscopes for them every day, and created a bunch of memes on Microsoft teams

You can best believe my rump will be SAT in that cinema seat