Detective Gavin Reed

Reed here. Tina thought this would be a good idea, be more social or whatever. Send me stuff, I guess. I'll answer when I'm off duty. detgavindpd.straw.page OOC//This is an RP account and should be treated as parody. The account owner is 30+; suggestive/NSFW content likely.

@ConnorRK80051 //I already fucking said that...

@detGavinDPD // Yes please consider our stories as over

//lowkey, idk what I'm doing with this account. Pretty sure the RK900 RP acct lost their login, and I'm not on speaking terms with the mun behind the Connor acct. so idk man. Maybe I'll just BS around with it, maybe I'll go private and revamp it with some other theme.

@xreyyart Okay, hipster , chill

@detGavinDPD I HAVE AN OLD SAMSUNG PHONE THAT I LOVE

Using wired headphones in the big 2040 is braindead behaviour. I'll take the coffee and cig tho

@xreyyart the headphone jack disappeared 15 years ago. genuinely, what are you plugging them into???

@detGavinDPD Damn okay, slander on my wired earphones

I'm trying to fucking work out Saffi jfc just move

whiskey

@rk900_niness mmmmMMMM I'll think about it 😤

@detGavinDPD It is a nice cock. And I don't want anyone else to see it. But it would be nice to have some "arm candy"

who wants to crochet me a jockstrap?

@rk900_niness You love me 😌

@detGavinDPD You are insufferable.

The 4 month old, partially fermented apple juice in the back of the fridge lookin' reaaaaal tasty right about now

@rk900_niness But that would take away the mystery of how fat my cock is. Gotta keep people guessin', ya know

@detGavinDPD You misunderstood. I meant JUST wear those. No jeans, no problem.

@rk900_niness Well of course, you don't argue with yourself, Mr Specialised Military model

@detGavinDPD Scroll back up.

@rk900_niness I am not wearing fucking LYCRA TIGHTS under my jeans 😡 Tina would clock that swish swish sound immediately

@detGavinDPD Wear these then. Problem solved.

@rk900_niness Can't be true, I argue with you all the time

@detGavinDPD I’m talking about my fat ass fyi

@rk900_niness I don't wanna chafe my cock. Also if I fall down chasing some asshole, I'm fucked.

@detGavinDPD you should just go commando

@rk900_niness //it fucking snitched on me omg HAHA

@detGavinDPD // twt knew it sent me the notif immediately

@rk900_niness //your'e fine, I'm chillin dw

@detGavinDPD // my bad 😭😭😭

@rk900_niness //got me passin' away from the suspense 🪦

@detGavinDPD // I haven’t forgotten about Valentine’s Day don’t worry

@rk900_niness No, I could afford it!

@detGavinDPD Did you put them on my account

spluging on the Marlboro Golds was a choice