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@tn2sDG @DiscGolfProTour Be patient mortal it will come.

Update. Already found a flaw. Tried to connect my PDGA #. It never sent me the confirmation email… help @DiscGolfProTour lol

HALLELUJAH! I hope it works well 👏🏼

@danys_paradise Most countries allow for drinking at age 18. We’re not seeing an issue here.

at an 18 year old party? arrest the parents please

@tn2sDG South Africa!!

World Series time. Who you got?

@SacZhifflett Anytime mortal!

@JBplaysDG Good luck mortal! We have no idea how that man made ratings algorithm works…

Praying to @disc_gods that I break 900 on this ratings update day. At 897 right now, I believe I have 1 event on this update where I shot a 877 and 952. I should have a pair of year-old 826 rounds dropping and with that jump a 797 round should drop off as well.

@Bystander85234 @RareDiscGolf @Cardzilla_ @aBottDG196954 @MVPDiscSports Yes, we bought two!!

@RareDiscGolf @Cardzilla_ @aBottDG196954 @MVPDiscSports @disc_gods you guys seeing this? Disgusting!

Seeing some discourse about retailers flipping Simon Time Lapses on eBay. I don't blame anyone for wanting to make a quick extra buck these days, but it's 10 discs and that's *not* a lot of money in exchange for killing your customers loyalty.

@Flyhyzer Hailey has our personal blessing.

Hailey King might be the hardest player on tour to root for… literally have nothing specific against her, she just doesn’t seem like she likes anyone and is always mad. Just not a personality that’s enjoyable to root for.

@DynamicDiscs ❤️

Do you have a second? If so, check this out. 👇 These players had strong tournament performances last weekend—please help us show them #WinningWednesday love by dropping a 💙 in the comments. #teamdynamicdiscs #bedynamic #discgolf #frisbeegolf

@tn2sDG No promises, but we do guarantee a wild finish on both sides.

If we get a winner from the chase cards tomorrow, my only request to the @disc_gods is that it goes to a playoff. 👌🏼

It’s our time to shine! It’s going to be a week to remember. Pay attention mortals, history is coming…#discgolf #pdgaworlds

We are now accepting prayers for amazing things to happen this weekend in NY. Like, Calvin level crazy things. Let’s hear em mortals!! #discgolf

@mrskeppy No spoilers, but keep watching!

Not a single prediction!? Probably a smart move, e can barely keep up.

Ledgestone is here! We have some wonderful and shocking surprises for you mortals this week. We’d still like to hear your crazy and not so crazy predictions. If it’s just kooky enough we may make it happen. #Ledgestone

Who are you calling to win this weekend, both in the Americas and the Åland Islands. Let's here what you got mortals! #MidAmericaOpen #discgolf #ÅlandOpen

Alright, who pegged Isaac Robinson and Corey Ellis winning the first 2 majors of the year? You deserve a prize or something. Wow. 🤷🏼‍♂️ congrats Corey!

@tn2sDG So you want Barela to fail? Or you want Vinny to winny? Look mortal, all we will say is that it’s better to root for a very close and intense battle and be happy that if either pull it off, you’ll be happy. But don’t forget about the Europeans…

Respectfully asking the @disc_gods not to make me choose between rooting for Barela to win his first notable event and rooting for Vinny to win the major he deserves 😩😩

@DiscGolfHunter We endorse this nomenclature mortal! #WeHaveSpoken

If Cale Leiviska is 'Dr. Smooth', then I nominate 'Professor Smooth' for Bradley Williams.

Yes Philo, that was us helping out Klein with that tree kick. #EuropeanOpen #discgolf