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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump traded stocks over 3,700 times in Q1 2026 - averaging 59 trades per day, 9 per hour, or one trade every 7 minutes.

An 85-year-old man is asked to provide a sperm sample for his medical exam. The doctor gives him a jar and says, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the old man returns with the jar completely clean and empty. The doctor asks, “What happened?” The old man says, “Well, Doc, first I tried with my right hand. Nothing. Then my left hand. Still nothing. Then I asked my wife to help. She tried with both hands. Nothing. She tried with her mouth, with the teeth in and with the teeth out. Still nothing. We even asked the neighbor lady, Arleen, to help. She tried with both hands, then between her knees, but still nothing.” The doctor stares at him in shock. “You asked your neighbor?!” The old man replies, “Yep. And none of us could get the jar open.”

Spotify just lost its grip. Someone open-sourced a self-hosted Spotify downloader that rips your entire library to your own machine. Permanently. As MP3s. With full metadata, album art, the works. It's called Spooty. You point it at any Spotify playlist URL and it pulls every track down to local storage. No ads. No subscription. No "this song is no longer available in your region." No algorithm deciding what gets quietly removed from your library next month. → Connects to Spotify's official API to read your playlists → Grabs high-quality audio for every track on the list → Tags everything automatically: title, artist, album, cover art → Runs entirely on your machine, your credentials never leave your control → One command pulls a full playlist down The whole thing is Python. Three steps to install. Clone the repo, install dependencies, plug in your Spotify API keys. You're paying $11.99 a month to rent music that disappears the second you stop paying. This builds you a permanent library for $0. 100% Opensource.

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I’ve only seen this setup 1 time in 6 years 👀 I’m putting $1,000,000 in this SINGLE stock Very similar to $SNDK that made millionaires •$300 → $300,000 in a single day This is the third time. (Must be following) Like + Comment “TRADE” and I’ll send it. ‼️

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Louisa Nicola shared 10 insights every adult over 40 should listen to if you want to keep your brain sharp as you age, sleep better and lower your Alzheimer's risk. 1) 95% of all Alzheimer's cases are driven by lifestyle, not genetics

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My dad used to tell me that you can’t save anyone; they have to save themselves. Great man. Terrible lifeguard.

Will you do mine next?

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Man shows off everything he got from one cow. 👀😳🤔🐄

Happy Record Store Day! The 12” zoetrope picture disc of Sledgehammer can be purchased now at participating record stores. More information can be found on the #recordstoreday websites. Take a picture of yourself with the 12, tag us and we'll give you a re-share!

How to perfectly annoy your husband in one simple step 😭

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Covid showed us we could slow down, work different, care for each other, rethink everything. We had one rare chance to build a life that was less cruel, less exhausting, less centered around grinding people into dust. Instead we sprinted right back into burnout, greed, higher costs, worse mental health, and pretending this is normal. That’s what makes me angry. We learned nothing.