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So who is coming to visit me for dark mofo 🥺

@teethfeelweird @TheKnownLover atomic kitten's cover of tide is high

@TheKnownLover jamelia - superstar

There’s never been a good cover song but they keep trying

I don't really pay attention to seppo politics but I'm sure they're having like 3 no kings days a year

**** **** should **** *******

call me Jackson Pollock the way I paint poles

come on now

got to trivia late, only had time for 2 pints and we came 5th (out of 7). when we used to do trivia and i had time for 5 pints, we came 1st or 2nd every time. i can only assume beer gives me super powers, super intelligence etc

@thotscar_wilde this would work on me btw

Control it thotscar

@quiet_homeboy do fung to others as other would do bung to you…

@quiet_homeboy @do_not_test_me it's a fung eat bung world unfortunately 😔

@do_not_test_me emma i think this ends up being a fung for a bung makes the whole world fungbungered

Wait what if someone with a secret gf slid into your DMs and you started exchanging erotic missives but you ALSO had a secret gf. That would be revolutionary

@teethfeelweird this reminded me of the mid-2010s tumblr discourse about how we shouldn't say "poly" to refer to polyamory because polynesian people already call themselves "poly"

what if poly was short for polish

@nochannels she was doing her best you fucking bitch

@rakalipal "Fresh ginger"????? Just say you think you're better than me

Maybe I'm too Australian for this convo but I have all of these things in my kitchen right now, except peanut butter

Youse put whipped cream (from a can probably) on salads and marshmallows on savoury dishes lol shut da fuck up about food

I'm not entirely sure how having gochujang and cumin seeds in your pantry is quirked up chungus behaviour but I'm quite certain we don't really need to accept cooking tips from an american

a second Very Long Hair has hit my left eyebrow

noticing an uptick in 45 minute lore analysis videos of 90 second game trailers, sorry but you will never be vaati

I've found myself with a whole day by myself in Brunswick.. what's good? who's around? what's happening?

@MoroseJerk Trying not to fuck my partner to smithereens with my new titanium hips

going ✈️ CBR tomorrow what should I do?