Dom fozza

@milkyway oooh you’re in for it now Milky Way. Count your fucking days. Bought a crispy roll and instead was met with some form of chocolate pocket pussy. You haven’t heard the end of dom fizzle you cocoa bean producing fucks. Wasn’t even big enough to fit my oud in anyway 2 big.

Milly Bobby brown? More like milly booby brown am I right. Would absolutely love a go on those bazonkaz HONK HONK! Preferred her in season 1 of stranger things but I’d still tongue punch her rat now to be fair

Just heard Nathan the fisher from boro is a virgin ahaha what a sissy man couldn’t be me I’ve slung it up at least one bird in the past couple days.

Manners treat you well🍆 hope you can walk in the morning you big slut from Morrisons. #sexforanextrasausageroll

@DrPhil Hello Phil, heard you’re a doctor. I have question that must be answered urgently. If one were to figuratively spray deodorant into one’s buttcrack, what would hypothetically happen after this took place? Thanks Phill all the best.

@DavidALifeFilm hello David you old bag, quick question from dom to yourself you animal nonce. If a fish smoked ciggies, would they use their mouth or their gills on the side. These are the questions people wanted answers, not that global warming hoax shite that you waffle about

@hinge sick to death of your stupid servers. seem to be down 24/7, how do I know this you ask? 0 likes for me or matches and that’s all down to you not being able to control your app! This will not be the last you hear of Dom, see you in court fellas!

Around about 18:30PM was sat in blaydon and was horrified at what I saw. Hot girl approaches me with lettuce and all of a sudden like a moth to a flame lightning struck nearby. My eyes were shocked lightning in the DAYTIME?!!!! I instantly drove back in panic! #molettuced

Let this be a lesson to all: All nonces are perverts, but not all perverts are nonces. #staywoke #noncesarebadcrack

@UKjdspoons hello just made a shocking discovery about your policies, my mother has been taken down all because her name is Angela. RIDICULOUS RULE. #bringbackangelshots

Just heard King Charles lost all his fingers in a duel with banksy (Kate Middleton) mental news never back the early kickoff

@_DanielDixon7 blooping hell!!!!

you’ll never see anything like this (bloopers moment)

honestly can’t believe this is true. SHOCKED. Did not see this coming. First Kate Middleton is banksy now this?!

Hi guys little betting tip here. Do not back American Mike he will be jet lagged to fuck. STAY AWAY FROM MIKE!

Nick Pint