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@jon_d_doe Mommy boys

Congratulations 😂😂😂😂

@justdimeji_0 @EveritinGud @mide_io @kvng_chi Verily verily I said unto thee, thy wisdom is not ordinary

@EveritinGud @mide_io @kvng_chi To the oh brethren, take ye the word to the ears of all

As a man, if you marry this type, you can travel for many years and she won't cheat on you.

@TrendingEx But Obi said the truth na, in go lie for you?

“I begged Peter Obi to work with Atiku. Obi refused and told me, he’s more popular than Atiku Abubakar. I swear to god.” — Dele Momodu

@MadridXtra @JLSanchez78 He has been struggling with mediocre clubs for a while, denting his rich Resume along the way, thank God he is back.

🚨 CONFIRMED: José Mourinho is DYING TO START WORKING at Real Madrid. People close to him say that the excitement he’s feeling is as if HE JUST STARTED HIS CAREER. He is VERY excited and confident about the project. @JLSanchez78

@TheresaArueyin1 Tessy you are beautiful

Just curious, X Family... If you could give a new believer only ONE Bible verse to memorize, which verse would it be?

@Akademiks This obsession of yours is on steroids. Let it rest, bro.

Bro dissed Drake and got Ignored now he tryna soak Up clout from the Knicks game.

@Manlike_Solz Talib for me

Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Common, Black Thought.. who gets the crown?

El presidente Florentino Pérez 🤝 El papa León XIV

@TadyJerry @_Kangchi_8 @Bigdawg_Fly @bigharris1212 @Manlike_Solz Jay is Hov, he is goat. Leave the nay sayer to keep yapping. Pac knew he was going to be a legend.

Jay Z is the only rap OG that wouldn't have been anybody if Pac & Big were alive. The question then becomes, the other rappers like Nas, LL Cool J, Snoop etc that were hot when Pac & Big were alive, what did they become? Why couldn't they stop Jay Z from becoming him?

@iamklausenburg Confirm Spec, chief Klaus

A trader📌

@instablog9ja Black

If Your Entire Wardrobe Had To Be Just One Colour Forever, Which Colour Would You Choose? 👕🎨🤔

@Albrazili25 @primeobserver8 @Footballtweet I think he once said he is suffering from cold related ailment, so he smokes that much h to keep warm inside.

@primeobserver8 @Footballtweet 100 cigarettes a day is somebody actively trying to end themselves. I still call bullshit

🚭🇮🇹 Maurizio Sarri announced earlier this year that he is giving up smoking after years of consuming up to 80 cigarettes a day. ▪️ 80 cigarettes every day. ▪️ 560 cigarettes every week. ▪️ 2,400+ cigarettes every month. ▪️ Nearly 30,000 cigarettes every year. It was a huge lifestyle change for the former Chelsea manager and we continue to wish him the very best in his journey to quit. 👏🇮🇹

@jon_d_doe True life story abi na film ?

A single mother in her late 30s was dating a divorced man in his 60s. He took good care of her and her child. Infact, the child and the man had started doing father-child bonding, and he was even doing school runs. He rented an apartment for her and furnished it and everything was good. Single mother said that she wanted more and marriage. Man wasn't interested in marriage but wanted to keep her as his mistress and said he doesn't want any child too. Single mother got connected to a man living abroad, and the man came to Nigeria to see her. The man promised her marriage and got her pregnant. The other man warned her but she said she was "in love" with the abroad man. Single mother carried the pregnancy to term and gave birth to the child. Child developed complications and didn't survive after a few months. Abroad man abandoned single mother and stopped picking her calls and blocked her. Former man had moved on and dissociated himself from single mother and the child that he had bonded with for over two years. Single mother could no longer afford the rent and school fees of the school where former man was graciously paying for. Now single mother is living in regrets. Man has found another mistress and is now bonding with the new mistress and her child. New mistress lives pretty close to former mistress, and man goes to see new mistress in the full glare of former mistress, and has bought new mistress a car while former mistress treks and is looking dejected. End.

@DuffJuice30 Em did him dirty in that joint

One of my favorite Hip Hop debates is the Em v Jay on “Renegade” and ima always stand on the side of Em left Jay in the dust.

@jon_d_doe The Nigerian Navy, the reason is because their is decorum there, and they are feared and respected too

Which of these would you love to join and why? 1. Nigerian Navy 2. Nigerian Army 3. Nigerian Air force 4. Nigerian Police 5. The DSS 6. Nigerian Immigration Service 7. Nigerian Customs Service 8. Nigerian Civil Defense

I have been here since 2020, and I did not say much when it comes to politics or leadership. But this Tinubu's administration has forced me to deviate sometimes. It's really bad. Very very bad. No sane mind with good conscience should support the APC government. End.

Even if fuel gets to 5k per liter, I can still afford it. But can I drive my car safely to anywhere in Nigeria? That's why you should never gloat when very few of the citizens can survive a harsh economy. If it's bad for you, it's bad for all. That's why you're an idiot when you support the APC because you're benefiting from them. You'd be the first victim from a failed government, because you have the money that the poor needs to survive. No one gains anything when majority of the population live in abject poverty. End.

@taiocol Beautiful state, not over crowded like Lagos

Airforce Road, PHC

@KingEdoRolling @jon_d_doe With missionary position, i don't think you can smooch nipped or caress the clitoris either. If its sucking the nipped, yes, it's doable with missionary position, but the others you cited, I doubt that.

@jon_d_doe Missionary wins it anytime anyday! Missionary while smooching the nipples and caressing the clitoris she go begin pour out water 💦 from pussy if she get any feelings for you

Deep missionary is more intimate than doggy. Do more of deep missionary with your lovely wife, and more of doggy with your side chicks (if you have). Even if you're doing doggy with your wife, make sure 7/10 times, you cum doing deep missionary. I mean... When she wraps her legs around your waist that you can't hold back anymore. And kiss her deeply while at it. It's a good experience. And it will continue to strengthen the bond that both of you have with each other. And she will continue to prepare sweet and delicious meals for you. Your neighbors, your friends, and her colleagues will not call her grumpy. End.

@jon_d_doe Agba, we way be sa doggy na our favorite position nkor? Especially with the fact that it helps eradicate back pain, wetin we go do?