Holuwasheyi🐐

@MaryRoseMalomo Abort mission😂. @AirtelNigeria is a useless network. Nothing is loading here.

How do I get an Airtel eSIM please? Desperate times call for desperate measures.😭

@callmhe_Favour @Bennieeexyz Na spotify material be this😭😂

@Bennieeexyz Ladies and gentlemen,my mother 😂🤲🏻

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

@MaryRoseMalomo @Just_JONIER He doesn’t know😂

@Just_JONIER You can't love it in LAUTECH 😭

O/G & Paediatrics class was 13 months long. 10 months, I was freelancing. I locked in for 3 months and nearly died, then passed. Your tweet is impossible. Before you shout, I was also class captain for pathology. I saw results first hand. Your tweet is impossible.

@Just_JONIER He no fit finish histopath alone sef in 1 week not to talk of the whole path and pharm😂

@docakx It’s not lupus😂

🤣🤣🤣

@fliere96543 @DMarlkson @augsby He just wants to talk😂

@DMarlkson @augsby So u can't understand why they leave? They are suffering here when they are better opportunities and saying they should stay to build the country that trained them.they literally don't pay you enough to feed .

The people who shame doctors for Japa-ing are usually: 1. Not doctors 2. Have private healthcare access 3. Have never worked a 72-hour call on N200k/month Keep that energy.

@DrNikhilMD Kartagener?

Heart on right, lungs a mess, Sperm too lazy to impress. Who will guess?

@fatimah_ug Same here😂. Everywhere will be silent

And then there's me, who's happy they're going so we can have the school to ourselves 😂

@MhiztaEco @thazbalq Yes. It’s trash😂

@thazbalq Have you played FC Mobile

Efootball or FC Mobile, which one is the best football mobile game currently???

@EmmaOkoreMD Prolonged obstructed labor? 3 tumor sign with Bandl ring EMLSCS

What's the diagnosis? Why do they always present at midnight? If you're on call, and this case presents, what will you do?

@Donald_O_A @ajimotokanoluw3 @Medzonetv Congenital heart disease can explain frequent pulmonary infections, and failure to thrive. It explains everything. Most likely a VSD

@ajimotokanoluw3 @Medzonetv E never finish, pneumonia still dey, querry failure to thrive as well

Department of Paediatrics 3rd MBBS Professional Examination | 2-HOURS | 26th March, 2026 AFE BABALOLA UNIVERSITY, ADO-EKITI, EKITI STATE, NIGERIA.

@Timzblazee3 Didn’t even know until I saw this tweet😂

Copa del rey final last season, we already had Real Madrid threatening not to play the final if they don’t change ref😂 For the sake of Laliga reputation , Barca and Madrid must always find their way to copa del rey final every season cus wdym there’s final today and zero hype even from Fabrizio ESPN Goal and the stinking Touchline Atletico Madrid forever a small club

@BarcaScoop Frenkie de jong

Aside from Jules Kounde, Name a Barcelona player without letter "A" in their full name just give up! You Can’t 🤣

@abe_tomii @DoraJnrD Couldn’t have said it any better

Pathology and pharmacology is definitely harder than peads and O&G but you see passing peads and O&G is definitely harder, like you need grace, favour, luck, wisdom and a nice consultant like madddd, you can literally do your best and one osce station can make you fail.

@ryan19barcelona @BarcaUniversal @mundodeportivo Balde ké. Left wing will be dead😂

@BarcaUniversal @mundodeportivo WALAHI BACK 4 OF BALDE MARTIN KOUNDE CANCELO IS OUR BEST OPTION RN

‼️BREAKING: Hansi Flick tried out Kounde as a centre back and Araujo as a right back in training. — @mundodeportivo

@OducheChisom @chi81959 It’s 18 months in my own school, lol😩😂

@chi81959 4L in unical is 14months

Medicine is 6 levels not six years 😭😭

@Medic_Solomon @Medzonetv Still not a tenable excuse to assault healthcare workers

@Medzonetv This is emotions here probably a first time father.

🚨 BREAKING: 2 Doctors Brutally Assaulted at Warri Central Hospital. We have just received disturbing photos and reports of a savage attack that occurred yesterday on two medical doctors at the Central Hospital, Warri. A Senior Registrar in Paediatrics and a House Officer have both been brutally assaulted at Central Hospital, Warri, Delta State. The House Officer wasn't even on duty. He was only there to help a sick colleague when a father, who had just lost his baby after two months in an incubator, turned violent. The doctors did everything humanly possible to resuscitate the child, but the father pounced on them immediately after the baby passed. He slapped the Senior Registrar and landed heavy blows on the House Officer before security could even blink. It didn't stop there. Before he was finally subdued, the man went on a rampage, shattering ward windows and picking up a jagged glass shard as a weapon, screaming that he was going to kill the doctors. This is the reward for two months of care. This is the "thanks" for the doctor who stayed back on his off-day to help. We demand justice. This must not be swept under the carpet. The Delta State Police must charge the assailant under the Violence Against Persons (Prohibition) Act (VAPP). No "begging," no out-of-court settlement. Any assault on a healthcare worker must lead to an automatic jail term. Cc: @RtHonSheriff (Governor, Delta State) @DSGovernment (Delta State Government) @PoliceNG (Nigeria Police Force) @nationalnma (NMA National) @nard_nigeria (NARD National) @mohagirei (NARD President)

@TouchlineX Good news😂

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: BAD news for Barcelona, Jan Oblak is back in training with Atlético Madrid ahead of the Champions League Semi Final!

@byzlimit @NealGardner_ @grok Are you okay now?😂

@NealGardner_ @grok what about most goals conceded?

Most goals scored in La Liga this season: 1. Barcelona: 84 2. Real Madrid: 65 3. Villarreal: 54 4. *Barcelona at home*: 51 5. Atleti: 50

@Bartibest1 @Ola_sola_Precy @Archbsp @the__Fiona @Ola_mercy_ @OfficialEKSU Na una dey make foreign countries ask us to take English proficiency test😭😂

@Ola_sola_Precy @Archbsp @the__Fiona @Ola_mercy_ @OfficialEKSU College of education don't have first class Just upper credit

My mum is convocating today and my chest can’t contain how proud I am. ❤️🥹😭🎓 After doing her NCE over 25 years ago, she finally went back to school to get her BSc and she did it with so much grace and strength. First class honors!!!!