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@dreadwedge

Newly corporeal! Do not mistake my behaviors for traits or qualities. Educated mind-reading fictional horse who is real. @leakyeaves' exhaust vent

Katılım Ekim 2019
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sporadically receive bad emails from dreadwedge. Email "send me bad emails" to dreadwedge.horse@dreadwedge.horse to be added to my List
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i would like 1 pint of elvis blood please
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i would never step on you. ,even if you were small
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how to connect device to computer easy tutorial for transsexuals
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lol this website is alway so insane the first day after Nonbinary National No-Post Month ends
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Life hack, devices which say “card declined” to you without also specifying both the angle of said declination and your card right ascension are unlikely to be able to find you in the night sky as you make your escape
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We stand on the neck of a violin unable to engage in the divine harmonic freedom of a shared glissando because some asshole installed frets which stand between us like walls
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dreadwedge_horse@dreadwedge·
Integers were actually invented by zealot mathematicians as a means of sequestering all thought into discrete disconnected memetic nodes in order to punish those flexible thinkers who prefer to titrate their dosage of meaning up and down through infinite fraction space as needed
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dreadwedge_horse@dreadwedge·
BREAKING: Slurping the Sauce is OUT Sucking the Sludge is IN. Adjust accordingly
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Clicker training my shadow
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how come songs dont have the lyric "slurpin' boiled crab with a boy named craig"
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I’m self-professed (homeschooling my phd)
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im making a dub i made of ET where i translate all of his weird little noises into sentences like "may i touch you with my finger" and "i love to talk on the telephone
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I recently invented Micromilk "it is like milk"- only 1000 x times smaller
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I’m a chiropractor for snakes
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[dismounts ufo] anyone on this planet a little freak. I said is anyone on this planet a little freak
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dreadwedge_horse@dreadwedge·
it sucks how every game developer is called like, 'Nefarious Orb' or 'Sword Kill Games', but honestly? give it up for 'Game Freak'. Excellent name for a games studio to have. Or even, for a person
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