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@PatrickRothfuss Even in German, these are gorgeous. Maybe I need to collect them in all the languages.

@thegridkid Nice Easter egg (Turkey Day egg?) in today’s puzzle.

@MarkPanning At least twice!

@MichelleyM Can you include it here? I’d love to spread the Bartolo love.

There was a video of Bartolo Colon running on a treadmill yesterday, and no one tagged me in it or sent it to me? What did I do? 🥺

@Brttnyblm Complete and utter bullshit. There are so many men who have no interest in crap like that.

In my mid-20s I dated a guy (he was Italian) who said that at every bachelor party he’d ever been to, the groom had sex with a prostitute, and that every man does this at his bachelor party. I said I knew plenty of men who didn’t do that, and he told me those men were lying.

@thegridkid Nice work sneaking “cinco” into today’s puzzle!

Thank you @drewpatty for including Wrodeo in your definitive list of word games for people who like #wordle! Now off to check out Hexadecordle 👀 link.medium.com/xPfV0Sz97yb

@MichelleyM At least Monsieur Bellinger didn’t get double-digit hits!

@drewpatty At least they didn't lose by double digits!

@MichelleyM I’m at a game finally! And wow, we aren’t good. We’re making Bellinger look like a professional baseball player.

@MichelleyM Dog as a kid. Cat as an adult

I need you guys to assemble for important Twitter research. When you were a kid, did your family have cats or dogs, and when you became an adult, did you adopt the same type of animal you had in childhood? This definitely isn't a ploy to see pictures of your childhood pets... 👀

@MichelleyM You called it here first!

Leadoff hit in the 8th. Setting the table nicely for the come-from-behind win and #1 in their 162-game win streak. #Athletics

Ryan Noda becomes the second American League, Federal League or National League player since 1901 to make his Major League debut on his birthday on Opening Day (Jess Doyle for Detroit on April 14, 1925).

@KatieACausey Pop the balloon with darts. The balloons are housing bubbles?

@mervatim It was all my pleasure! My only complaint was that the piece wasn’t two or three times longer.

Italo Calvino has been my favorite author for as long as I can recall having a favorite, and @mervatim captures perfectly the kind of magic that Italo weaves in his stories. Thank you Merve for writing this piece! newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…

Just a reminder to everyone that before there was Cocaine Bear, there was Denner Resin Draccus. @PatrickRothfuss

"Democrats want to rule us with more government control," says Sarah Huckabee Sanders, representing the party currently banning books and reproductive healthcare.

@susanslusser @MichelleyM How now, Michelle, how now.

@MichelleyM Michelle

So this is at the Baseball Hall of Fame 🐮 ⚾️

Say cheese! @thegridkid #spellingbee

@MichelleyM Ugh. I’m getting sad. Do you have a GIF of Ramon laying down a post-season game-winning bunt? To this day, I don’t think I’ve ever experienced more joy at a game than watching that unfold.

@drewpatty Even if it wasn't as heartbreaking, I will never forget that he also got a win against us in the 2006 ALCS.

I rank him as my number one mortal enemy.