Marcell “Eddie Lacy” Ozuna

Sorry for the missed bean ball guys.

Just realized Wander Franco isn’t playing tonight. I hope he’s ok.

Batting 1.000 in the new unis. #letsgobucs

Tell em we back up

@Wins_Williams Fuck it. Let’s see if Amy Schumer can hit.

Cant think of anybody fatter in the history of the world than Marcell Ozuna

@Wins_Williams Respectable time. About how long it takes him to get to first base.

FINAL: Pirates 8, Orioles 2

The @Pirates finish off the sweep and are now winners of 5 straight games!

Jo Adell capped off an all-time performance with an all-time sports photo 🤯📸 (via kay_kraus/IG)

Manager Don told me to take the day off for all the hard work I’ve been doing. #Blessed #letsgobucs

Billy Cook welcome back. The cone was getting pretty heavy.

FINAL: Pirates 3, Orioles 2

And the Haters doubted me

What if instead of beat the bucco it was beat the woman, and instead of James from Castle Shannon, it was Ozuna from the Braves?

Whew, that trot to first was a doozy. Anyway I’m 0 for 2

Up to bat next order. What should I do?

@GMBCSuperfan I mean. Give it time he’s due

Ok, that was an ugly at bat for Ozuna.

@NorthShoreNine It’s a damn shame. He’s been due

Marcell Ozuna did not get a hit

@SkenesNat He’s still batting. That’s the issue

WEVE WON THE WAR OZUNA ISNT BATTING CLEANUP