martha stewart little

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

idk what was more iconic...Taylor Swift’s guest appearance in the Hannah Montana: The Movie or Miley Cyrus’s cameo in High School Musical 2

good morning angel i’ve left two mcdonalds hashbrowns in your enclosure

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Bitch, you ain't no Barbenheimer, I see you work at Arbenheimer Number 2, super-sized, hurry up, I'm Starvenheimer

nobody: me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

That motherfucker back there is NOT REAL

i need a fucking hot dog and a blunt and the open road and eight hundred thousand dollars

do u want to come over and try of think of something to talk about with me

got hammered last night let’s see what we got cookin in the drafts

Bestie double hits 😶‍🌫️

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How we doin on breadsticks over here?

Barbie was so inspiring. Now I’m going after my dream job

the words of prophets are written on subway walls

this is how i end up in the saw trap room