Libby

ladies, if he: - fights for social justice - never takes a day off - always asks for consent - texts you back right away that's not your man, that's @resistbot

Reason #573 I’m obsessed with European men: Jeremy is by FAR the sluttiest person at this North Carolina beach in his lil Calvin Klein booty short shorts

Scene: I go downstairs and discover my mom and my French boyfriend baking a cake together while blasting cardi b

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

I’m about to have the euro backpacking traveling summer I’ve always dreamed of having in my early 20s…only now I’m mid 30s. This will be fascinating 😂

Desert shit

A cowboy in a bedazzled leather jacket told us to come watch him juggle some chickens

Je suis boomer maxxing

Hanging with the boomers in Palm Springs = 2 hour lunches made from scratch + imported wine + laying at the pool, like this rules

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Neurodivergents texting back (unfiltered): "Hey! So sorry I didn't text you back for nearly a week (again), my nervous system wouldn't let me open your text until I knew I had time to devote to answering you thoughtfully and thoroughly! But I promise I *thought* about texting you, saw the unopened text, and felt guilty every hour of every day until I finally forced myself...even though now none of this is thoughtful like I planned because it's all an apology instead! Anyways, how are you??"

TurboTax Williamsburg you turned something that I’ve been dreading for a year (freelance taxes) into a lovely experience (real plants, vibes, coffee and I’m now bffs with my CPA.) You’ve got great, caring employees here and I hope you treat them well! 🌸

Plus visible headphones give clear “don’t talk to me” energy (important for nyc)

My life has gotten so much better ever since I ditched AirPods and went back to regular headphones! We don’t actually need all this tech for everything

This freelance creative shit is hard but even the WORST days are better than the best ones working for the corporate overlords

I lose my mind every Pisces season

Someone told me that Americans treat their butter / cheese like dead things and that’s why it has its own drawers in the fridge like a morgue While the French treat theirs like something alive and changing and have it front and center …and I can’t stop thinking about it

Both Paris and New York saved their once in a century snowfalls for me … wow, like y’all really shouldn’t have 😂

My French is getting better!!!!

this was my keychain all throughout high school until it broke senior year. thank you for your time.

So, yes, I did the full head and got blonde blonde. I’m going to have an attitude problem again and I love it ✨

PSA: I got my hair cut in Paris and the stylist asked me, “I do a lot of Americans’ hair—why do you all only highlight the top half of your head? It’s strange, no?” And I said: “oh a full head is *expensive*” and he was shook because they DONT DO THAT HERE!!!