Hon. Lucas Egan, MP

Latin = Language Frenglish = Portemanteau Yee = Haw

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If we call the Aque-ducks, do you think @FrontDodo will get on board?

@Matteya_MPSP ew u nasty ur party nasty ew

@egan_mp ouf hard pass, I hate people & hygiene so that’s 0/2

Every time I stand and scream I black out for like 0.2 seconds and I think that’s my body telling me to pls chill out #mpsp2019

The insistence from @FrontDodo that their kids don’t need to learn anything else is actually quite charming in the « grandma pretending she doesn’t need help to wipe her ass » kind of way

Ok if we could wrap up debate so I could get my drink on that would be gr8

@PPCMPSP i once drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to legislate?

For a good time, call our government - flexible hourly rate, discreet ofc, we don’t cum if you don’t

On this beautiful day we are all ministers of debauchery

We love the rest of Canada so much we will ensure the 401 never gets near them

Last time I saw @MattBouldenMPSP this early in the morning was during our legendary trip to Cabo in ‘94 #MPSP19 #vaycay

@MGiesbrechtMP @national_roast @GraisseMPSP A source close to the minister would like to make clear “fk u u dont kno me” but that’s on deep background

Some #motivation for you slackers. The Roast and @GraisseMPSP awards for 2019: -Best Rookie -Best SO31 -Best Performance in Committee -Best Twitter Game -Best Use of Both Official Languages -Best Dressed -Least Likely to be Re-elected -Unsung Hero -Most Likely to be PM

@national_roast @callme_ez_mpsp Literally fake news

Our last Minister sworn in today, @callme_ez_mpsp! #MPSP19CabinetCeremony

people will say there are no volcano threats in canada these people have clearly never been to a 5th grade science fair, checkmate

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A real vet sworn in as Minister of Justice. Welcome back @egan_mp! #MPSP19CabinetCeremony

Il y a des anciens qui n'arrivent jamais à comprendre qu'on est tanné de les revoir. Beau retour à @egan_mp, poids-fort des francophones!

Pax Canadiana incoming #MPSP19