eddie the eagle

@Brien_Jackson feckin einstein over here. in his head. in every rational human it appears "it" is about as bright as me left Big toe. carry on tho albert. you're a TOOL!

I can stop you right at the first one: This idea that you just HAVE to have completely different cuisines every single meal is in fact a sign that you have a serious problem with dopamine addiction and social media induced psychosis

@Brien_Jackson wow you're a TOOL'S TOOL!

Word. I can't believe how many <50 follower accounts flooded my mentions yesterday to insist that anything less than 2500 calories a day was starvation rations

My new book, THE FIX, is here. Thanks to Rodrigo Corral for the cover depicting White House china repaired through the art of Kintsugi, using gold to fix but not conceal the cracks. We must remember our history. All of it. Available here: barbaramcquade.com

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Another ‘Trump was tough on Netanyahu’ story from US source.

@RonFilipkowski barak ravid = SHILL

Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally. “Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

@FiveTimesAugust @LauraLoomer @POTUS shut it and grow up. C U Nxt Tm s. every last one including donniebrook dementia.

He’s thoughtful and caring to anyone that tells him he’s the greatest. Challenge him on anything and you are an enemy. This is well established. He cares not for you but what you can do to feed his own ego. Next time you get him on the phone why don’t you challenge him on why he still loves that poison Covid shot that’s maimed our country and see how he responds. Of course, you would never actually do that because you care more about the clout of birthday messages than holding him accountable for anything.

Even with everything on his plate, President Trump @POTUS just called me to wish me a Happy Birthday from the Oval Office. 🇺🇸😊 I am always in awe of what a thoughtful person and kind man President Trump is. President Trump has called me on each of my birthdays for the last 3 years, just to show you what his character is like. He doesn’t get enough credit for being so thoughtful and compassionate. I’ll always be grateful for President Trump. The greatest President we have ever had who always takes time to think of others. Enjoy him while we have him, because there will never be another like him. Ever.

@wapella @jmetr22b go back to yrr hoall boy. and don't come out again. boy.

@jmetr22b Like the DOJ was ever going to get a fair hearing from this Judge. Lawlessness rewarded is why Chicago is in the shape it is in.

JUST IN: The transcript of Judge April Perry's comments in the Broadview Six hearing is in, and it is as described. "I have never seen the types of prosecutorial behavior before a grand jury that I saw in those transcripts."

@mehdirhasan @JohnFetterman so the answer is YES. he has been compromised. as expected given his strange turn(s) to the right and questionable moves and motives. @jjrosenberg

A reminder that @JohnFetterman is a truly loathsome individual who has no business being a Senator let alone a Democratic Senator.

@Feathersq0 @60Minutes relax feathers

That’s easy to do when you have no one to answer to. No boss. No 9-5. Nothing that requires more than a phone call on a landline. We’d all also like to live this way, but you know, we’re not all millionaires who wake up whenever they feel like it and have assistants manage our daily schedules—they have the smart phones and read emails for you, Nolan.

Christopher Nolan admits he’s never used email or owned a smartphone.

@RonFilipkowski isn't this the fmr idf intelligence guy who was feeding propaganda thru axios a couple of weeks ago

Discussing the concepts of a plan.

@RonFilipkowski barak ravid again ?

@Shawn_Farash and with a face and EARS and dope skinny frame like that. BOYS are your only (and preferred) shot. pun intended. C U N Tt.

IT'S PARTY TIME! GOODBYE MASSIE!

@Shawn_Farash keep doin the double Jerk Off ya fanook. BYE!!!

@RockieWaters @cptdankkk that's fantastic rockford. now here's a quarter. give it to someone who gives a Phlying Pheck. Thanks for ur attn to this matta. HRH, EMH

@cptdankkk Truly is a hidden hack of life. I don't even remember the last time I paid for a haircut. But I have replaced my electric clippers several times on the past 35 years. Do the math.

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

@DirkBelig @nickgillespie Holy hell Durk. You're a moron. And about as thoughtful as a Bot. Fellow Dems re Trump. Idiotic and sloppy. MAGAs across the board. Sloppy. Like SLOPPY Duncy Don.

@nickgillespie The Clintons & Bidens set the standard for corruption & no one cared, but when Trump mimics his fellow DEMOCRATS suddenly it's an issue? What follows? Dems being as criminal as they want to be, pardoning the Dems terrorist corps with "Trump pardoned J6ers/family" as their excuse.

That Trump is vastly more corrupt than previous admins is not in question. The real question is what comes after him--a return to something approaching normalcy or a wholesale slide into kleptocracy?

@blackanomalies @BlueGeorgia His own tribe Albert. Pay attention

@BlueGeorgia Saying that while literally every Trump endorsed candidate was literally winning on the screen and every anti-Trump loser got their ass handed to them.

David Axelrod: Here's the problem for Republicans. They can't live in the Republican Party without Donald Trump, and they can't live outside of the Republican Party with Donald Trump because he's an epically unpopular president who is popular among his own tribe, and his own tribe is not big enough to win elections.

@rachaelmbade Shut it c u next tues

Indiana GOP — decimated Cassidy — out Cornyn — likely out Massie — gone VRA — gutted Virginia map — struck Incredible few weeks for Trump’s political operation.

@bassem_youssef9 Boycotted apple from day 1 over here.

It's time to boycott Apple iPhone.