Emily L

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Emily L

Emily L

@ejcleland

Katılım Şubat 2015
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🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸
Smoked cream cheese is straight fire—probably the easiest, most addictive thing I throw on the smoker or grill every single time. Take a full block of cream cheese, score the top in a tight cross-hatch pattern so the smoke and seasoning really get in there. Hit it heavy with your favorite rub—everything bagel seasoning, Cajun, BBQ, garlic parmesan, whatever you’re feeling. Then drizzle on some fruit preserves or orange marmalade for that sweet-salty-smoky magic. Set it on the smoker at 225-250°F for about 45-60 minutes until it’s soft, melty around the edges but still holding shape. Pull it, let it rest a minute, then dive in with crackers, sliced baguette, celery, or even thin jerky strips for extra protein. It’s stupid simple, ridiculously good, and disappears faster than anything else on the table. Sweet, savory, smoky perfection in one block. Highly recommend you try it this weekend.🔥
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O.W. Root
O.W. Root@owroot·
W-2, 1099, K-1
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Josh RR Jokien
Josh RR Jokien@joshcarlosjosh·
Red Cross worker distributes snacks and juice to volunteers who just gave blood:
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Meggy
Meggy@igetsoinspired·
I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around
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♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡
♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡@Benedicta_Bee·
My mom in the 90s: Satanists have tunnels underground where they sacrifice kids. Me: Mom, you’re crazy. Me, a mom in 2026:
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Tristin Hopper
Tristin Hopper@TristinHopper·
Kudos to my children on their bedtime-delaying tactics. One of them asked, right at 8 o'clock, why the First World War started. I 100% fell for it.
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Planet Of Memes
Planet Of Memes@PlanetOfMemes·
Hear me out.
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Pope Respecter
Pope Respecter@poperespecter1·
Boomers every time Fox News says it is time for another regime change in the middle east.
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Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men
I have come to the conclusion for a while now that we are not going to be able to convince people who don't see the value in kids to have them. Whether you want to call it a spiritual malaise or a personal choice the reason for their decision is not based on economics and no amount of reasonable incentives will change that. There are only two ways to change demographics. The first step is to improve the dynamics between men and women and help those who WANT marriage and family but are single to meet each other and get together. This facilitation of family formation is my vocation. But the most effective lever for the state to raise birthrates is to focus on people who already have kids and make it easier for them economically to have more. It's a much more natural sell. If every childrearing family had 1-2 more children the demographic situation would change dramatically, and this indeed may begin to shift the culture around having children altogether. That said, even with all these efforts birthrates will continue to decline for the next 15-20 years across the world - the rot is too deep, the window has been missed for too many. But by the 2040s they will eventually stabilize and even begin growing again, especially in developed nations. This shift will be entirely driven by the offspring of today's natalists / conservatives who are likely to continue to value family. As I keep saying - it is a genetic bottleneck. The future will belong to those who show up for it.
Matt Forney@mattforney

BTW, this is also the reason why "repeal the 19th" and RETVRN TO TRADITION will fail, and why attempts to raise the birthrate also fail. Second-wave feminism was a byproduct of technological advancement making life so easy that women had nothing to do. Being able to sit around and whine about the "unfulfilling" life of a housewife was a luxury created by the fact that women no longer needed to do 10+ hours of labor a day washing clothes and rearing kids. Similarly, birthrates are crashing globally because children are a hindrance in the modern world, not an asset. Modern medicine means that your wife is not going to die in childbirth and half your kids won't die before they turn 5. Children are not necessary to haul haybales around the farm or scrub chimneys for a bit of extra money. Even in places that were never touched (or only barely touched) by Western feminism, birthrates are cratering as turd worlders gain access to modern technology and begin amusing themselves to death. Most of Latin America and Asia and about half of Africa are now below replacement rate. Natalist initiatives to raise the birthrate have all been miserable failures. In Hungary, all of Orban's childrearing incentives failed to raise the birthrate back to replacement levels, and fertility among Hungarian women is falling again. At best, these maneuvers encourage women who already have kids to have more, but they don't encourage women who don't want kids to have them in the first place. There is simply no getting around the fact that children are a burden in the modern world, an unnecessary expense, and people are simply choosing not to have them for these reasons. The AI revolution will likely take out the pillars of second-wave feminism by making the email jobs that women primarily occupy redundant. But this isn't going to lead to a renaissance of women choosing to be good little housewifeys. They're going to become prostitutes, either literally or via "soft prostitution" channels like Seeking Arrangement or OnlyFans. We can't go home again. The only way out is through.

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Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D.
Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D.@thegenesisbl0ck·
What happens when a woman is intelligent enough to see the long-term value of being a SAHM, but too intellectually restless to reduce that role to housework and washing the dishes alone?
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Chipotle
Chipotle@ChipotleTweets·
what does it mean if a burrito sees its shadow
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
With a detransitioner winning a 2 million dollar medical malpractice settlement (which should have been 100 times higher), the total collapse of the trans movement is officially upon us. In the next few years, every Frankenstein gender butcher and perverted "medical professional" who profited off of the sexual mutilation of children will be sued into oblivion. The story should end with these mad scientists convicted in a court of law and hanging from the gallows. Instead it will end with them bankrupted and disgraced, which isn't as good but will have to be good enough. As the years pass, those who supported this madness will quietly retreat and pretend that none of this ever happened, or at least that they had no hand in it. We shouldn't let them. The trans movement will go down as the most deranged form of mass hysteria that human civilization has ever seen. We should make sure that history accurately records who went along with it and who had the courage to stand against it, even when the hysteria was at its peak and there was little to be gained, and much to lose, in doing so. The people who fell on the wrong side of this issue should never be trusted again. They should be shamed and disgraced and forced to live with the humiliation for the rest of their days. We cannot stop the rats from fleeing the ship. But we can remember their names .
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Mark Cecchini, CFP®
Mark Cecchini, CFP®@markcecchini·
TAX MAN: Hey you! Your W-2 is ready. Pumped for tax season. ME: Awesome, so I can file my taxes now? TAX MAN: Nope, your wife’s W2 isn’t ready yet. ME: Cool. I'll see if she knows her ADP login. TAX MAN: Hey. Your 1098 is ready. ME: Great, that’s my mortgage interest right? TAX MAN: Yep. But your loan got sold last year haha. So you’ll get two 1098s, one from each bank. ME: Yea I remember getting a letter about that at some point…that's like the 3rd time our mortgage has been sold. TAX MAN: Btw only 1 of your 1098s is ready. The other isn't. ME: Cool, so I still can't really file yet. TAX MAN: Yep. But your brokerage account 1099s will come out in mid-Feb. TAX MAN: Go look for a Consolidated 1099, or separate 1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, 1099-R. ME: I thought 1099s were for people who were contract-based employees or gig workers? TAX MAN: Nah, 1099s are for so many things man. TAX MAN: Did you sell RSUs last year? If so, you'll get a 1099-B that shows $0 basis, so you'll want to go get a Supplemental Information document from your broker. ME: Cool, thanks for the heads up. Someone will tell me that explicitly, right? TAX MAN: Not at all. ME: Cool. What’s the difference between 1099-MISC and 1099-NEC? TAX MAN: 1099-NEC (Non-Employee Compensation) reports payments to contractors. 1099-MISC (Miscellaneous) reports other types of payments like rent, royalties, and prizes, etc. TAX MAN: They changed it a few years ago but didn't really tell anyone. ME: Why are you the way you are? TAX MAN: Nobody knows. ME: Looks like I got a 1099-K this year? TAX MAN: Did you sell something online? ME: I sold a couch on Facebook Marketplace TAX MAN: For how much? ME: $600... TAX MAN: Congratulations, you’re a business now. ME: Okay I have all my 1099s, I’m ready to file. TAX MAN: Did you check for corrected forms? ME: What? TAX MAN: Sometimes they prepare a corrected one to recharacterize income or fix mistakes. TAX MAN: They come like a few weeks later. ME: So should I wait? TAX MAN: Up to you man. TAX MAN: File now and maybe amend later? TAX MAN: Or wait, and maybe it never comes. ME: Cool. ME: Oh btw, I invested in a private company last year. TAX MAN: Ah, you’ll be getting a K-1 now LOL. ME: Great, when? TAX MAN: LOL. ME: Taxes are due in a couple months... TAX MAN: Right. ME: But the form comes in October? TAX MAN: Sometimes September if you’re lucky! ME: So what do I do? TAX MAN: File an extension and make a payment. ME: I filed an extension, but I think we owe money. TAX MAN: Yeah you'll need to pay that by 4/15. ME: But I don’t know how much I owe? ME: Because I don’t have all my forms... TAX MAN: You estimate. 100% of last year's tax or 90% of this year's tax....or else you get slapped with thousands in underpayment penalties/interest. ME: What if I make over $150,000? TAX MAN: Then you have to pay in 110% of last year's tax....or 90% of this year's tax. ME: What if I estimate wrong? TAX MAN: Penalty. ME: What if I overpay? TAX MAN: They’ll refund it eventually. ME: With interest? TAX MAN: LOL no. ME: I did everything right. ME: I have all my forms ME: I filed on time ME: I’m getting a refund TAX MAN: Congratulations ME: When will I get it? TAX MAN: The IRS says 21 days TAX MAN: It’s been 12 weeks TAX MAN: Your return is “still being processed”. ME: Can I call someone? TAX MAN: You can try. TAX MAN: They’re experiencing higher than normal call volume. ME: For how long? TAX MAN: Since 2019. ME: What if I just don’t file? TAX MAN: Prison. ME: What if I file wrong? TAX MAN: Also prison, but less likely. ME: What if my accountant files wrong? TAX MAN: Still your fault. ME: Can I just move somewhere with no income tax? TAX MAN: You can try! ME: What if I leave the country? TAX MAN: You still have to file. TAX MAN: For ten years after you renounce citizenship. ME: This is tyranny. TAX MAN: That's funny because that's actually how this whole thing started.
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CCP IS ASSHOE
CCP IS ASSHOE@CCPISASSH0E·
And now, I’m dead 🤣
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Clint Jarvis
Clint Jarvis@clinjar·
Some people never post photos online. No selfies. No updates. No “look at me” moments. In a world built for attention, their silence stands out. Here’s what psychology says it really means:
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