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@elk6009

just chillin

Katılım Ağustos 2023
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@TrevorOfficialR How about i just take a fat dookie straight into your throat and then stand over and laugh at your pathetic muffled cries of ecstacy?
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Trevor Official
Trevor Official@TrevorOfficialR·
Would u rather fuck a rlly ugly guy who shits on you and farts while he fucks u or a hot sexy girl
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L’Apey@ouiouiapey·
Some sort of Psychic Rape Battery exists in this world causing everyone except the 99th percentile of elite autistic men to have horrible taste in music, food, movies, alcohol, literature, fashion, tobacco, conversation topics, etc
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@buner0s Now measure the anal to genital region. Taint length is a health marker.
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🔞@buner0s·
girls w naturally big clits would probably have naturally big dicks because of genetics i think. what's the clit to dick measurement conversation rate
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Israel Exposed
Israel Exposed@xIsraelExposedx·
An Israeli missile, half a second before it landed on a team of paramedics in a 'double tap' strike. Pure evil
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ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ@jt0hny·
literal chuds will cope and say “but I’m taller”
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@jt0hny @SeanConnoryX Yet he's still hitting her cervix with the tip of his cock (due to massive size difference, even if his cock is small) and Cumming balls deep in her. He wins.
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elkman@elk6009·
@nuxcjs Where do you think those thicc wobbly bass lines come from?
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ChЯis@nuxcjs·
why are metal bassists always fat dudes lol
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@xullyiet @frottnite It's even crazier when you have one of those ona holes. Shit feels like your soul is leaving your cock.
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xullop@xullyiet·
@elk6009 @frottnite it def does and i cant argue bout that one because its understandable but thats how it traps you
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:3@frottnite·
getting high and jacking off
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@kumxem Wdym? Maga never liked SP or family guy ever?
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kuki@kumxem·
How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?
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r͛
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i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@emm1er6 Girls with deep voices are hot af
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emm1e@emm1er6·
do ppl still fw trans girls who refuse to voice train
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@xullyiet @frottnite Frrr it's the type of shit you do when starved of dopamine. Feels good af tho
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xullop@xullyiet·
@frottnite been down this route before nun but a depression speed run hope u get better bro
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Red Drummarts@redrummarts·
Standard career path for a lot of male actors is to capitalize on their good looks when they're young and star in heartthrob roles for women before undercutting that by doing weird dramatic roles or comedic loser roles which humbles them and garners them a large male audience
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elkman
elkman@elk6009·
@sillyjamjam It was a good run, I have an embarrassing amount of hours in it, but not every game needs to last forever. I stopped playing heavily after Lightfall anyways and TFS was the nail in the coffin for me.
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