Maybe: Ellen

I’m inviting @machinegunkelly to my baby shower. It’s in Cleveland after all, what if he comes? 🤣

@VictoriaParis is unapologetic and unbothered and she is goals. (someone give me money so I can be the same) 🥹♥️

@Jennabenna24 Capsules?

@ellenell_ Fish oil. I swear by it.

It’s fish oil not biotin.

@MayorBibb no one will answer at the impound lot and I have to get my car out until we figure out how to get it taken care of since a Clevelander provided false auto insurance info. 🥹

I don’t think I’ll ever not celebrate this day. 2 years ago I kicked a RAT out of my house and today I am drinking mimosas and eating pizza with the greatest man I’ve ever known. 😮‍💨

@magnolia do you sell replacement parts for any of your products?

@McDonalds how can I place a large group order?

My bf texts me every single morning on his way to work and that is true dedication lol

Guys, I did it. I found a boyfriend who 1. Actually likes me and 2. Actually collaborates with me on a Spotify playlist 🥰

I got the worst pedicure of my life yesterday and I wrote to the salon and they said I should have spoken up at the time. They don’t get it.

@Jennabenna24 Truly a different breed lol could never be me

The least relatable people for me are the people who can be alone with their own thoughts.

Me if I am reincarnated as an orangutan.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 😊

What happened to me. I’m going to see sum 41 and simple plan tonight. Changing out of my corporate America clothes and needing mass amounts of caffeine. I’m a sell out. That’s it!!!!!!

My intrusive thoughts are ALARMING sometimes