Emily Johnson

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

sorry for having great tits & always being right I’ll tone it down

you cant hurt my feelings do u know what my ex did to me

neverrr in my life have i ever thought "damn, i fumbled that man."

I think the reason a lot of women feel finer in their 30s is they truly stop giving a fuck.

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

sometimes the best grounding technique is just remembering you’re sexy

“The wrong partner will push you right into the arms of the best partner that you’ve ever met… once you leave”. This is very true.

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

You know who has never hurt my feelings? Reese's pieces.

The best skill that you can develop is to figure out how to stay in a good mood.

@_haleylynch_ Lucky little bitch

@_haleylynch_ @NiykeeHeaton I knew it

@_haleylynch_ Oh shit okay lol

@_haleylynch_ 😍😍😍

@_haleylynch_ You pull Yahtzee out for everyone or what???

@_haleylynch_ Ehhh this aged well

@_haleylynch_ Hell yeah