@softangrygirl More solar related...in Enugu by 6 the sun is already up where's as in Lagos 7:20 is when the sun comes out
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Nobody find this weird like 4 personalities came to the same conclusion at the same time
Tower Watcher@TowerWatching15
we know you OGs are rocking already
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@Merchimaaa People don't really notice these things unless you tell them
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wdym a mexican cartel was running drugs underground in ogun state ? 💀
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Me and you na d same until e clear my eye for Benin. E get my guy wey him CL go bank dem tell am say na work, and the CL carry the money cash show my guy my guy wan mad. My guy go back Benin naso Baba use my guy phone write the CL go to another bank and make the payment. Naso the CL rush go another bank with everything wey dem show the CL for bank oo. Na so my guy buy the Baba Venza. Juju Dey work
URGLY GRAMM🍃@UrglyGramm
I’m one of the niggah who believes that juju no dey bring money from Yankee and nothing like say you dey lock client down, wise up 😹
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@Francis_Ekha Who's is going to tell them they are both fake when they meet Arabs 😂
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A senior colleague of mine, a Yoruba man who was always acting like an Ustaz, once led the evening prayer in a mosque within a teaching hospital in the North. After the prayer, a Northern Muslim stepped forward and repeated the entire prayer sequence. My colleague came back to my room and lamented bitterly. That was the last time he ever led a prayer before he resigned and left the hospital. The average Northerner sees any Muslim from the South as either fake or adulterated.
Ola omo Ola@OlawaleOlanir12
“Northerner Muslims see Yoruba Muslims as third class” - man recounts his experience in a mosque where he went to pray
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@fwdokun Guess what? The back camera is how people see you but in 3 dimensions the face you see in the mirror and front camera is flipped. 😂
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This guy, you got a life-changing opportunity with Pepsi, but Twitter impressions have blinded you 😂😭
Pepsi literally sent you packages and you couldn’t even create premium content around it? No unboxing video, no brand mention, no sharing it with people to get their honest reactions… nothing?
Shey you no wan grow ni? Opportunities like this need proper leverage, not just vibes 😂
5STAR💈@5starbarber_1
Hiiiiii🌚 @Pepsi_Naija
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More like writing in a way that's much more appealing to foreigners (cough cough.... Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)
Joke Tunji@joytji
You can always tell when a Nigerian writer did not grow up or live in Nigeria by how they write
Nawfia, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
"Growing up, lunch was usually chin chin,suya and hot akara by the roadside, accompanied by laughter, and the whole street smelling like spice and smoke"
Nothing more non Nigerian than afternoon suya WITH CHIN CHIN!!
Joke Tunji@joytji
You can always tell when a Nigerian writer did not grow up or live in Nigeria by how they write
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@Swit_zee The most educated well travelled women in Nigeria are Igbo women yet the men are somehow misogynistic
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am I the only one who feels like she looks better than him?
RUTH 🇨🇦@it_Rutie
Chinese men are cuter than Nigerian men. 🥰
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@j0stMichael @udysznx Exactly... the dumber you are the more dumb money you'll make from other countries dumb people with money
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@udysznx It’s cause they don’t pay attention to logic.
An intelligent person would pause, think, try to make calculated moves, an illiterate moves without thinking and hopes luck shines. Same principle applies to real life and businesses, too much knowledge is a curse most times.
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@udysznx The dumber you are the more dumb money you'll make. You think it's a dumb method and it won't work but dumb people are doing it but they're attracting other dumb people who have money.
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@it_Rutie Nigerian women are hilarious that silly wig they got on their head dey fool them big time. 😂
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@blqmqn @fwdaniels The question is does he know Dolph Lundgren
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@Owiggy_ She's not stupid actually the clown here is not the girl
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“Am not stupid”
Where una dey see these kyn babes sef?
F E E Z@Feeztm
His girlfriend became a feminist overnight after he paid 350k rent. 😭😂
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Every Homophobic straight Nigerian man when you separate him from their pack of bullies. Disgraceful, Lazy bunch.
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