Mr Olaolu Fasawe

Football is hard. Bruno Fernandes is just ridiculous🔥

Hypeman Ita captures Asake arriving at Quilox club in Lagos alongside Rahman Jago and Sula last night. Asake don turn celebrity to other celebrities. 🔥

🚨🚨| 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗡𝗢𝗪 Pep Guardiola’s First Manchester City Team (August 2016) Willy Caballero : Set to return to Manchester City as Assistant Manager under Enzo Maresca Bacary Sagna : Living in Dubai, runs his own football app (Ladisfaction) and works as an ambassador for the Dubai Sports Council John Stones : Still at Manchester City but leaving as a free agent this summer Aleksandar Kolarov : Assistant Manager at Inter Milan Gael Clichy : Manager of French club Caen Fernandinho : Retired, enjoying family life in Brazil David Silva : Retired, successful wine maker in Gran Canaria (Bodegas Tameran) Raheem Sterling : Recently at Feyenoord, expected to become a free agent again this summer Kevin De Bruyne : Playing for Napoli Nolito : Retired, involved in youth coaching and media work in Spain Sergio Aguero : Pundit and exploring launching his own Formula E racing team Joe Hart : Retired, rising pundit on TNT Sports and Match of the Day Pablo Zabaleta : Assistant Manager of the Albania national team Nicolas Otamendi : Still playing for Benfica, expected to go to the 2026 World Cup with Argentina Fernando : Retired, undertaking his coaching badges Fabian Delph : Retired, keeps a low profile with occasional media appearances Jesus Navas : Retired, Sevilla ambassador Kelechi Iheanacho : Playing for Celtic

Some of you genuinely don’t realise what you’re watching. [@domcomps]

🚨 Managers with the most titles in football history.

As the police were busy struggling with this guy, another suspect in the cruiser got tired of waiting and casually walked out of the police car like he was going to buy a smokie 😂

Man Utd continue talks with Atalanta over £38.8m (£34.5m+£4.3m) Ederson deal after boss Raffaele Palladino confirms Brazilian was left out of their final game because he is being 'tracked by an important club'. Story by @SimonJones_DM mol.im/a/15843405 via @MailSport #mufc

this ngga so wealthy lol. my goodness 😭

Fun fact: La femme de la vidéo est une actrice de films adultes et créatrice OnlyFans. Elle veut moquer les dames mariées pour se rassurer sur ses choix misérables de vie. Et ça marche parce que les femmes aiment prendre conseil chez des prostitués qui ont déjà raté leur vie.

There is a senior man I know presently playing his trade in Kazakhstan as a footballer, he was taken to Kazakhstan by a popular agent here in Abuja. When he came to Nigeria last year, he was in tears because he said he would have don more for his mum and dad but his hands are

Tunde Perry calls out Nigerian alcohol vendors for selling fake drinks at outrageous prices. Wines they sell at just £32 in the Uk are being sold for ₦300k+ in naija. The Don Julio they sell at ₦1M+ in Nigeria cost just £120 in the UK😳🙆‍♂️💔

🚨 Total Fouls Committed This Season 👀 Arsenal — 489 Wolves — 483 Bournemouth — 451 Tottenham — 447 Brighton — 442 West Ham — 410 Chelsea — 407 Fulham — 401 Nottingham Forest — 395 Sunderland — 392 Everton — 391 Crystal Palace — 389 Leeds United — 384 Burnley — 382 Manchester United — 382 Brentford — 381 Newcastle — 379 Aston Villa — 375 Liverpool — 375 Manchester City — 359

Fatai Okuta was the main rival of Ajagbe Bomboy, I remember in 1996 when Jet A one reserved tanks at the airport were leaking which made people of Oshodi, and Mafoluku think there was a new oil discovery in oshodi. During that time there was this stove called the Aabacha stove, so a lot of people were going to the place where Jet A-1 was leaking to scoop it, you know Jet A-1 looks like kerosene. After scooping Fatai Okuta would collect owo ile like as bomboy was doing the same from anyone who had taken his or her own share of the leaking Jet A One. Ajagbe Bomboy brought his base around the place likewise Fatai Okuta. I can't really remember all the names of the squad of Fatai Okuta but those around Bomboy then we're Late Dayo stainless, cellular, Oritona, Late Sango Mufu, Talo Skibo, Shadow, School Boy Gbolahan, and nayam. So anytime Fatai Okuta tries to come to the place to get his own share from the scooper of the jet A one bomboy will challenge him that his territory did not reach there ( airport) from there, yawa go gas! In fact, that was the place that birthed the Talo squad. Let me stop here, but Bomboy and Fatai Okuta later became friends but Bomboy is late 🕊️ while Fatai Okuta has turned to Alfa oko nurse. Fatai okuta is the first known Boler boler that I have ever known in oshodi, he was a good boxer like Bomboy too.

🚨👀| The pending signing of Atalanta midfielder Éderson, is not Casemiro's replacement! Matt Hargreaves is very busy negotiating, and he is in regular contact with both Christopher Vivell and Jason Wilcox. #MUFC 🔴

Their greatest player is his biggest fan 😂

Me and My Neighbor 😉💪 London Clubs over to you oo😂😂😂

🚨 Patrice Evra on Roy Keane's comment about Michael Carrick's appointment " Why would you say 'Michael has no tactics, no structure. Just depend on individual performances from players like Bruno Fernandes to save the day'? Brother, Michael Carrick is Manchester United! He knows what it means to wear that badge. You cannot buy that. He has it in his blood. People want instant success, but football doesn’t work like that. Pep needed time, Klopp needed time. Carrick is calm, he’s intelligent, he’s a student of the game. Give him 2-3 transfer windows and you’ll see. Stop sacking managers every 6 months! I trust him to deliver"

Portable tried showing off the two cows he bought for Ileya, but one of the cows disappointed him by escaping and running away 😂

Most Premier League wins against Pep Guardiola's Manchester City: ◉ 8 - Tottenham ◉ 7 - Manchester United ◉ 6 - Liverpool ◉ 5 - Chelsea 15.4% of Pep's PL defeats came against Spurs. 👀

Had a few United fans asking about Atalanta’s Ederson. Few thoughts here A well rounded, hard working and technically sound CM - can play as an 8, or more deep lying - has also shown he can play in a two or a three. His recent well taken goal against Milan at San Siro an example of how he can finish well but not a player you’d typically expect lots of goals/assists from (16 goals & 6 assists in 180 appearances for Atalanta) Not someone who’s continually putting the ball at risk but retains it well, has a pass completion of 89% in Serie A 25/26 - he can be progressive though, not just a sideways and backwards player A key attribute is his running power - he covers a lot of ground - for example, average of 11.7km per game in the CL this season, which puts him in the top-20 players. Part of one of the best team performances I’ve seen in a major final when Atalanta beat Leverkusen to win the EL in 2024. Plenty of experience (300+ club career apps) a good age at 26 (27 in July) and consistently available, rarely injured. I believe he’s a player United have a fairly long standing interest in, but with contract up in 2027 now perhaps a good time to strike financially as deal to be done