step-jump

you don’t need ozempic you need to be a bike messenger

i know kalshi goin crazy rn

weed man of 8 years shut down for good im gonna need a minute

smiling at someone while you smoke a cigarette makes you a good person

turn off that underground music and turn on some future

@jesuslasupajew athens wya

facts

$5 to next person who notices my new glasses

@fincherslay yooo i saw him on the street last week and said wassup

so sexy until you see—

i hate when one bird thinks i have something now all the birds think i have something

how come no one text me young thug free

so many guns at this ace hardware

the robco pip-boy is the ultimate in personal computing devices

big ahh bug in the house save it take it out

cliché en cliché

why do girls write about me?

“me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me” -you

why are you, as a man, wearing a hat while hanging out with a girl

@ZeroSuitCamus razz tapes go hardest

This shit goes crazy

do french tourists know we fucking hate them