lou “Yeti” sassle

I will quit vaping by the time I graduate college

@DGFKewan Nice whip nigga

@foidraper11 Me and number 1 have the same car

Rating my past situationships cars: 1. 2024 ford bronco (white) 2. 2023 Hyundai Elantra (red) 3. 2020 Honda civic (white) 4. 2019 Jeep Cherokee (black) 5. 2017 Hyundai sonata (red) 6. 2022 Buick enclave (blue) 7. 2006 gmc Yukon (tan) 8. 2022 Subaru Outback (blue)

@Markymarkcuban She’s In the walls of Jericho rn brother

Maybe the worst text to receive when you’re girl’s at a party #fuckmetotears

@AriGoldsBurner Snug as a bug in a rug

@foidraper11 Great show choice Lou, all good on my end

Going to drink 6 beers in my bed and watch landman. Any thoughts, questions, or concerns?

@wolfpack2469 #expand

Flops with pants #shrink or #expand

I hate British people so fucking much

@CadeAndThem Fuck you, hang your self #gopack

Packers shoes at the bar? #shrinkthisfag

@HawkeyeLincoln Nigga acting like you stole the krabby patty secret formula whole time it’s a mic ultra bar mat

@DaveyScuba Stealing this

Rating My Ex Gf/Situationships Cars: 1. Black Lexus RX 350 2. Red Ford Mustang Ecoboost 3. Black Mercedes GLC 4. White Honda CRV 5. Blue Toyota Camry 6. Black Jeep Grand Cherokee 7. White Nissan Versa

@antbarbour92 Offing myself either way ngl

As of right now, would you rather get a chick pregnant and you have to keep/raise it, or go to jail for 9 months?

@slickrick2805 Ew dude what the fuck

Never hit decline faster in my life. #thotdaughter

Just shot 89 Back to breaking 90

Played through 4 twosomes and the last was 2 guys in untucked polos and gym shorts who couldn’t hit the ball past 50 yds, played through the hole while they were playing, then they offered me a beer. I took it, duh but don’t get it twisted I don’t like yall.

Someone remind me to never play my local muni on a Saturday ever again, pace of play so bad you can eat a full meal on every tee box

@AriGoldsBurner @USMNT Cleave is getting me moist

Time to beer @USMNT

@CrenshawJoel94 Unfortunately

Are my new shoes gay be honest not really a sneakers guy

@FuzzyZoellerJr @BigGamblingMan U wouldn’t understand ankle cleave is sty old man

@BigGamblingMan Is he also expecting a flood?

Swag meal #goodeats

I think smoking weed every day since I was 15 has genuinely lowered my iq by at least 10 points