Brooke Melissa

Sad n cute

New painting alert.

Why is the aesthetic of @katyperry’s new music video me.

So we’ve sent men to the moon, yet we can’t make flushable feminine hygiene products?

Love those that hurt you. They need it.

Shoutout to all the other Arians out there doing tha damn thing.

@chrisbrennan7 @josiebellini

Some of the Mercury retrograde shenanigans will start to clear up after the Sun-Mercury conjunction goes exact today, halfway through the retro cycle. Watch.

@JeffreeStar @josiebellini

I LOVE that Instagram is down, more time to suck cock and blend my eyeshadow.

Just to let u know, I’m doing just fine after mercury being in retrograde. IM FINE OK?!

Self-deprecating jokes >

“Private account send screenshot”

Maybe millennials are depressed because we are told our college years are “the best years of our life”. Suddenly it’s done and you’re left with major debt and responsibilities. Can we rephrase that period of time as the start of actively creating your best life? It never ends.

I have now taken the form of a cookie

Had the most amazing experience at a full moon party. I hope you’re enjoying these full moon vibes too

Where are the stats on US spikes in retail spending since @ArianaGrande dropped #7rings

Self-care for the Zodiac Aries: Taking a bath Cancer: Comfort food Pisces: listening to music Scorpio: Sex Virgo: Onling shopping Aquarius: YouTube Leo: Dancing Libra: Internet surfing Capricorn: Family time Gemini: Texting Taurus: Cooking/baking Sagittarius: Ordering food

It be like that sometimes.

@chinesebritney Omg 😂

7 rings will fix the economy

@dolanchambiiee @ArianaGrande 😂😂😂

@venusruIed Thank youuuuuu @ArianaGrande